salami mami

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[salami mami @therezzza]

just a girl, her hamster (Pancake - he/they), and the things she creates from craft sticks and glue

[salami mami @therezzza]

if you've ever gotten a $15 pink/white set from master touch nails, you don't need to worry about the acrylic in the air sis

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[salami mami @therezzza]

@tdvng yeah yeah yeah(s)

[salami mami @therezzza]

Pancake was the only hamster left at the store during the pandemic (great hamster shortage 2020). Glad to have had the opportunity to bring him home and spend every day for the past two+ years with him 💖 gonna miss him forever 🐹🕊️

[salami mami @therezzza]

just a girl, her hamster (Pancake - he/they), and the things she creates from craft sticks and glue

[salami mami @therezzza]

Woke up Pancake with some oatmeal but I decided to move his food upstairs so that he doesn't get used to eating on the first floor. HE WENT UPSTAIRS AND PUSHED THE FOOD BOWL DOWN THE RAMP TO CONTINUE EATING...

[extra ordinary guy @tdvng]

is that my bestie in a telfie?

[salami mami @therezzza]

@knnguyen23 My sister does that, she uses our mom's name because it's easier (Even though she has a viet name...)

[salami mami @therezzza]

Vet just called to confirm pop corn's appointment tomorrow and I am very sad they addressed me by my name and not The Kernel.

[witchy ✶ working on new things @morningwitchy]

i took all of my guinea pigs (mushroom, cheese, pepper and egg) to the vet for a wellness check and they got referred to as "the omelette", im dying

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

bless her little heart

[salami mami @therezzza]

were my involvements that obvious...

[salami mami @therezzza]

And yes I'm ignoring the fact that my Mom was very quick to defend my sister when I responded that it was hard to get along with her when I was younger. I have made peace with the fact I am not my parents' favorite very early in life.

[salami mami @therezzza]

Very proud of the way I was able to dodge my mom's bait of trying to lecture me on how I may be khó chiu/difficult by defusing the situation with the use of Vietnamese word play

[salami mami @therezzza]

Not a Scorpio, not pregnant (not planning on it either), just a big hater on the US healthcare system

[salami mami @therezzza]

A Valentine's Day conception isn't the reason why there are so many Scorpios - it's actually because the US healthcare system is FLAWED and moms are forced to strategically plan their birth to occur in a calendar year to meet their insurance deductible. In this essay I will

[salami mami @therezzza]

This week, I got a pay increase and then finally won a game of Monopoly.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to Be Smart: https://t.co/QXeLiFdgy5

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

normalize reading the plot of horror movies on Wikipedia because you’re too scared to see them in theaters

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions