Matt Xander Music

Hip-hopper from Sydney, Australia. All tokens fungible. Jan 28, Moshpit Bar.

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Let me speak to the manager! New music video out now https://t.co/sjTY2WqzSq

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Watching soccer is like watching rugby league except every player is Mitch Moses.

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@PhilGould15 idea for sin bins; Would it work to have the player return after a try? In ice hockey they allow a player to return from the penalty box after a goal is scored.

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@dizzy259 I asked chat gpt for some trivia. Is this correct? Did you captain Aus in a test (or any format) or did AI just make it up?

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Is this thing still on? Just came back to see if the munchkins have started singing. Anyway here’s my latest. Catch me on the other platforms. https://t.co/cyTySjdIZC

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@adiehollands3 @FCHTOnline Why is a competitive comp a bad one?

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@DanielMunday @SCWhisperer Thurman?

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@PhilGould15 If someone gets sent off can the ref say “You’re fired”?

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@FoxCricket Optical illusion, he never hit it.

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Hip Hop Up Your Ass came out a year ago. What should the next one be called? https://t.co/HU1FDLN9Kc

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How can you be 45th and 47th president? Once you get your test cap number, you don’t get another if you get dropped then reselected.

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I can’t believe that after years of being groomed for the job, it looks like Harris is going to lose to some redhead that never showed any interest in the role until it was available. But credit where credit is due, congrats and good luck Nathan McSweeney.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You’re fryered

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It’s taken Diddy’s arrest for folks to discover Eminem’s lyricism. Wait till they find out about his mum’s Italian food.

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So what happened to NFTs? Are they all worth millions now?

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@LeagueUnlimited 🐍

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@greg16676935420 Mitchell Pearce?

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@CraigNorenbergs @RaidersCanberra Womb Raiders

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@benmaddenwriter Thank you

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A couple of joke songs for April Fool’s Day.

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Do people still use Twitter? In case you do and you’re in Canberra, here’s a show with some hip hop artists. One of those names is mine.