TheRispinator

Writer, Actor, Director. she/he/they. Loves dogs, intimidated by birds.

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I would #tbt to that time when I was well-rested, but my mom won't give up my ultrasound photos. #photohog #momitsfortheINTERNET

[Among The Stacks will return! @AmongStacks]

We hope you haven't forgotten us.

Here's some art for the show, made by our showrunner @spicynigel

Expect more episodes soon...

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@JazWilliamsNYC

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

This is a bop. (Music by @staceyryanmusic, rant by @BrennanLM.)

[Angela Hinck @Anhinck]

Actual (not really) picture of me trying to be productive today after choosing to listen to the new @thepenumbrapod episode first thing in the morning:

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@RachelRaiaRose So just venmo, or-? Do you accept cashiers checks?

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@Sophhowes Oh, TOTALLY. Way less pressure, way more fun, lots to look forward to. Love you back!

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See also:

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This is what every Pride month has been like for me for the last 8 years and it NEVER GETS OLD.
Happy Pride, y’all 😘

[rileigh✨ @rileighsmirl]

in case anyone evwr wondered what it’s like to have @JustinMcElroy as an audience member at all of your shows for as long as you can remember

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“Have you ever heard the tale of the scorpion and the frog?” asks every show, movie, and book of the last decade.
“Yes,” sobs a tired planet, “yes, a thousand times, yes. Please, please say a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. e.l.s.e.”

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@JazWilliamsNYC 🙏🙏🙏💜

[nadean 💗 @lovertello]

Ronan: One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.
Ronan: Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

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Mr. @jonnywaistcoat , “Can I have a cigarette?” and the ensuing chuckle hit me like a truck, thank you for your service. #Mag199 #spoilers

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Update: I have finished chapter 138 of Shingeki No Kyojin. Coincidentally, it seems I have run out of serotonin. #ohgodhelp #AttackOnTitan138 #SNK #illbeinmyfeelingsifanyoneneedsme

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This message brought to you by midnight short story research/YouTube adventures, and the desire to NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

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The sound of the word “calliope”:
Sweet, gentle, melodious. Possibly floral? Maybe kind of sad

The sound of a literal calliope:
The voice of a deep and primal terror. The sound hurling oneself into madness. The loudest thing you’ve ever heard no matter what volume you listen at

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Amanda Gorman’s full poem on #InaugurationDay

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@JazWilliamsNYC @Sophhowes 😂😂😭😭😭😭🤦

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@JazWilliamsNYC @Sophhowes This thread has murdered me.