Rit

Renowned inventor of the ham rollie. I don't Luuurve Fajitas so much anymore. One day I'd like to own an Anvil. Wannabe graphic artist & occasional doodler.

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FFS

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Only meee!

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hey

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@eflow_freeflow received a toll request from you but the car in the photo isn't mine and & does not match my reg. #neverevenbeentoIreland

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The best thing about work today was the naked lady in the factory

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When its hot & sunny in UK & I think of Americans here on hols Im like Ha Mericans youre missing out on the whole grey & dreary experience

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@MrsWhappas I'll go tonight, sorry only just seen this

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Three months into the year and I've tweeted....it wasn't even a good tweet #norewasthisone

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If everyone @MrsWhappas invites to a bbq this year actually comes we'll need a garden the size of a small country and a small food mountain.

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@MrsWhappas it's going to be cold and miserable here tomorrow & that's before I get home

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This is my 14th tweet of the year !

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Who are the idiots spending out £500+ on retro style instant cameras ? #moremoneythansense

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I don't know how @MrsWhappas puts up with me.

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Your comment here https://t.co/43OSby4z19

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Love these two!! I'm not sure I'd have laughed like she did #cornwall #holiday https://t.co/BXz7GESR65

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@MrsWhappas They can use it for the out takes

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@MrsEmmieG Are you sure that's not not the nipples of some kind of Demon ?

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Roughly how many bricks do you think I would I need to make to build an extension @MrsWhappas ?

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@MrsWhappas blimey.... are you suggesting I go on a photography field trip ?

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@MrsWhappas this is the portable model....as soon I have an office the better

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Work have bought me a new plotter...I wish they'd buy me something I actually want like a new house or a speedboat