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My week on Twitter 🎉: 6 New Followers. See yours with https://t.co/Odpu1hlZ8m

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 New Follower, 1 Tweet. See yours with https://t.co/Odpu1hlZ8m

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 Tweet. See yours with https://t.co/Odpu1hlZ8m

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 New Follower, 1 Tweet. See yours with https://t.co/Odpu1hlZ8m

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My week on Twitter 🎉: 1 New Follower, 1 Tweet. See yours with https://t.co/Odpu1hlZ8m

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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

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If you are going to be two-faced, atleast make one of them pretty.

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"You minimum wage lookin mother fucker."

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"You have the body figure of a cigarette."