roberta

bitchin’ on the Internet since 2009

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@mollyfitz I have countless pictures and videos of my dogs staring, ears pointed, at something in that area. they follow its movement, sometimes for nearly 30 minutes or more.

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@mollyfitz I told her that we loved the house and that we would take care of it as she had, and that she was welcome to stay, but the most important thing was that she was to not frighten my son. She has since complied.

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@mollyfitz my dogs are always staring into the kitchen. I believe that is where she must have collapsed and was found —2 days after we moved in, we had the carpets cleaned and the next morning the whole house was dry except for one gigantic puddle—

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Chicago, it’s a helluva town

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picture the scene: i’m in the break room. it’s my last day of work. a barber brought in donuts and there’s a cop standing in front of me housing one of them. apparently it’s his second one, and he says he’ll be back for a third.

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done with work for today and i’m taking friday off for a doctor’s appointment so chant with me now: TWO MORE DAYS! TWO MORE DAYS! TWO MORE DAYS! TWO MORE DAYS!

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please join me in this chant: FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS!

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THIS IS MY LAST WEEK OF WORK AT THE SALON!!!

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STROOOOOOOOOOP

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THIRTEEN DAYS

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@sarahisastalker it’s not often I get riled up enough to say anything but when I do, I tend to be a bit mouthy 😆

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it also helps to know that i’m not a racist asshole either. i’m not pointing any fingers nor calling anyone names with this post, for anyone who might think this may be directed at them. i’m happy in knowing that my heart’s in the right place and i see the world for what it is.

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I have so much to be thankful for. I have a husband who loves me. I have a son who adores me. I have a home of my own to go to at the end of each day. I don’t have to prove myself to anybody. ANYBODY.

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perspective is a son of a bitch. it’s true that i’ve been seeing the negative side of things, but given the circumstances, it was hard not to. but once you get to the bottom, the only way to go is up, right?

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i’m done with talking about old shit. the future is bright.

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i’m making changes in my life that are beneficial to my mental health, and which will allow me to be a better mother and a better partner. I am alive. I feel renewed.

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my heart is full and idgaf who sees this and screenshots it.

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if he had been a better boss, he would have cleared this up right away instead of letting it fester for so long. what’s amazing is how i’m basically the bad guy for educating people on their ignorance. rather than learning from it, they chose to be offended by it.

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OH YOU GUYS. so after a month or more of the hostility at work, bossman has finally had enough and requesting a shop meeting. “we have to clear the air because this is ridiculous,” he says. NO SHIT?!