Rob🥞🤖

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Happy Spring forward! (the time on my microwave is gonna be wrong for the next 6 months)

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

My kids ain’t getting an iPad they’re getting a PS2 and Star Wars Battlefront

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Life on the line if they tell me to spell garontee tell my mother I love her

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

I have never met a single Houston Texans fan in my life

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Rigging a Nascar race by putting an earpiece on one of the drivers and telling him what to do (drive faster)

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

I’m gonna make one of those Bigfoot hunter shows where every episode I *almost* find Bigfoot

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Just in case you thought he stuttered

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

The West Virginia to Myrtle Beach pipeline needs to be studied

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

I don’t trust anybody who eats dry, plain cheerios (regular not even honey nut) out of a ziploc bag as a snack

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Fishing license? You mean to tell me I gotta pay the government to do what my hunter-gatherer ancestors were doing well over 5 years ago?

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Bob Huggins try not to jeopardize job for 5 seconds (impossible challenge)

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

💪💪💪

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Staying in the Carolinas.

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Inflation was 9% why is everything 40% more expensive

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

My NFL script said I wasn’t going to the NFL

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

If they make these players go back out and finish the game after that then I have officially lost all my respect for the NFL

[Brock Robey @Big_Brocker]

My brother in the trenches since back in the little eagles days. Hell of a career hoss💪🏼❤️

[$. @_certifiedjl]

Times flies bro. I remember your first training camp. You going be a legend❤️🫡

[Jeremiah King @jshmoove1]

💪🏽❤️

[Rob🥞🤖 @therobertarnold]

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