Tom Rolph

18 yrs old from Stockport
Luv my cricket and play for Romiley and prob England in a couple of years
Fave bands are The Wanted, 1D & Little Mix

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@markflatts what number am I battin tomorrow skip? #captainunderpants #captainpugwash #captainbirdseye #captainedwardsmith

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@rick_holt @markflatts watch and learn from the master ;-) it's like having the chuckle brothers in charge with you two at the helm #jokers

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@James_Badrock have you played 4 cheshire? didn't fink so! #sticktofootball

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@James_Badrock u sure they weren't asking you to bat and bowl against there 1s before da game for a confidence boost?

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@James_Badrock I've seen better batters in my fridge #fieldingallrounder

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@James_Badrock are u cumin down for a net before da game badders? wanna get in some practice smashin crap bowling #teamplayer

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@MalpasCC Hi guys, can you make sure you have multiple buckets of water on standby tomorrow because I'm on FIRE at the moment! #runmachine

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@Abbyjay1 details angie. different day, different chick #countyourselflucky

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@Abbyjay1 apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living anny?

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@Abbyjay1 there from my heart ally and you can live there rent free

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@Abbyjay1 were you in the girl guides anny? coz you've tied my heart in a knot

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@Abbyjay1 if beauty were time, you'd be eternity :-)

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@Abbyjay1 when are u back anny? I'm in da mood for a summer romance #tom&anny

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@rick_holt skip, have you put me down the order coz I'm showing you up? Must be hard batting wiv a class act, no shame in being average tho

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@ElGrinchos we'll have a chat later, I'll give you sum tips on gettin da ladeez #allaboutthefringe

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@ElGrinchos the legacy of da rolphinator will be unquantifiable bruva, but I'm in da process of creating a team of rolphys ;-) #magicwand

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nobody's perfect....and i'm nobody #winner

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watching them trying so hard to be a fraction as good as me and coming up short is soul destroying

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Being infinitely more talented than the rest of your team can weigh you down sometimes :-(

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@BentleighCC how's the search for my replacement for next season going guys? Don't envy whoever it is! #bigshoestofill