theRomeArtifact

My biography? Well, I once drank three Red Bulls in three hours, so, there's that.

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@ktorgent @JoelAust14 @RKMastiff @JMcDMVP @Getbidd My top 5 list is actually just a single 4 minute video... http://t.co/VeFUq5vPXB

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@JMcDMVP I was sitting around & thinking, and I realized that your username is @JMcDMVP. Then I laughed. @j_kalpakis @Getbidd

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@Getbidd @j_kalpakis @JMcDMVP Def not watching. Altho, the person in question may or may not have smoked weed in my college apt bathroom.

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@j_kalpakis Field mice? Dem talons are fit for blue whale season.

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@Ali_Myers06 My keyboard doesn't even have a "w", "h", "a", or "t", so that's impossible for me. Obviously.

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@Ali_Myers06 Your face needs it the most.

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@j_kalpakis does bearded Joe care? #no #beardedjoedoesntfuckincare

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@j_kalpakis @JMcDMVP @Getbidd @Jon_Kost @Canu_DGT @JaySprings

[Dumb & Dumber Quotes @MuttCutts]

Seabass said that?
'Well, if uhh, that guy at the table over there is Seabass...'

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Chris Johnson raced a cheetah on foot, presumably because he believed he could beat it? I guess? And others actually debated if he could...

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@j_kalpakis @Getbidd Beth Beth Beth, Bethany Anne Vega! She's my girl and no one else can have her!

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@j_kalpakis @getbidd A bit late of a response, but where's Ben Seitz in that pic? He was always with us.

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@Getbidd And Percy, Dolph. I feel like we've had this conversation before.

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@getbidd @j_kalpakis And don't forget Coose-Coose.

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@Getbidd My man, Baron.

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@JoelAustin14 You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not half the boy that the top half of Nate was before you cut him in half.

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Only the best of the best is on Comedy Central right now. @JoelAustin14 knows the deal without even looking at the TV.

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I'll start...Boner Jams '03. @jmcdmvp @joelaustin14 @j_kalpakis @rkmastiff

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Taking bets on the new name of the Big East. @JMcDMVP @JoelAustin14 @j_kalpakis @RKMastiff

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@JoelAustin14 @jmcdmvp One's gotta get sleep when one is expected to sing karaoke at Bar 48 from 4:30 until close. #dayinthelife