Chris Rood

Executive Mischief Consultant. 12.
Nothing I tweet from a sporting event is true...Unless you believe it.
#Seahawks

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@SeahawksForever Congrats, Dan. Good luck!

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@realjeffsimmons Also, the one player primarily responsible for that Seahawks loss is no longer on the team. He will be facing much more ridicule from fans in Philly this year...

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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@mrsjanae @MarinersPR Could have also been Julio or Cal in that case...

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@benbbaldwin @NFL Lol checks out...

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@SeahawksForever Literally the only fine dining steakhouse reliably worth going to in Seattle or Bellevue. Every other steakhouse makes me wish I stayed home and cooked my own steak.

Asadero is great as well, but different ambiance.

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@ChrisFiexen @Mariners

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@hawkblogger PSA: Street parking is FREE on Sundays. Not sure why people still pay for parking at Seahawks games. Read the signs!

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Would rather see K9 run for 188

[NFL Network @nflnetwork]

.@athielen19 predicts that Puka Nacua will have 118+ receiving yards and Jaxon Smith-Njigba will have 188+ receiving yards today 👀

[Brian Nemhauser @hawkblogger]

There are still a few seats left! Grab 'em and hang with us tonight at Lowlander Brewing.

https://t.co/nYsHYz3IZb

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@JacsonBevens @AdamSchefter @BuffaloBills

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@SeattleSports Lol @ Wyman with the priceless chuckle as always

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Watching this 999 times in a row this morning

[Ty Dane Gonzalez @TyDaneGonzalez]

bang bang

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@ProFootballDoc Thanks, Doc!

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Okay...

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

.@LilJon in the house 🗣️ YEAH!

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And Sam Darnold

[NFL @NFL]

QB1 of the No. 1 seed has arrived 📍

SFvsSEA - 8pm ET on FOX/FOX One
Stream on @NFLPlus

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@JacsonBevens These arguments are always hilarious. NFL facts* when the 49ers last won the Super Bowl:
1. Only 28 teams
2. Free agency started just one year prior
3. Forward passes were illegal
4. Seahawks were in the AFC
Congrats on the trophies from the before times, 49ers fans
*Mostly

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@TyDaneGonzalez At least we got those Christmas Classics!

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@Seahawks Extension confirmed

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Wow. No flag there, huh?! That was a trifecta. Facemask, horse collar, and hip drop all in the same tackle!