Caitlin Hall

Super into owning your authentic self and not taking this simulation so seriously.

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

35% chance this cutie is half opossum.

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

😬it’s true and I’m sorry😬

[Terms of Sagittarius @SagittariusTerm]

#Sagittarius arent great at being fake. If they dont like you, they will definitely make it known (whether they mean to or not)

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

What strange and odd news stories you have read this week!

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Ya know what’s amazing? Binaural beats.

[moon🪻 @moonstrologyy]

Sometimes I’ll be laying on my bed and I look over at my dog and realize I have this random animal living with me that 100% depends on me

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Candles are lit and the plates have been set 🥰👻
#ghostwatch guests - 5 family members, 1 - shadowy guy and 1 - unknown spirit in the basement. #samhain #witch

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

To my husband - we need to turn off the lights in case anyone thinks we have candy!!

Him in his infinite wisdom - why? We can give them toffee and fireball 🙄🙄 y’all. This man.

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Which, literally none of this matters unless you’re super into ghosts… and you’re a witch 🤷‍♀️

#ghostwatch - 1 + 3 = 5 (#numbersarehard)

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Hehe * a lot of trains rolling through 😬

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

We live next to multiple graveyards, on land that experienced a massacre, and a high traffic area throughout history. We also got a trains rolling through and a heavy bit of quartz under our feet. Yes, this is the Official #ghostwatch of My House….

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Literally right before I sent this my phone glitched 😅

…. But, anywho, #ghostwatch number 1. 👻

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Sometimes when an elder white woman goes on a tangent about #samhain being evil you just gotta adjust your Georgette Washington wig and let that shit go. We’re having more fun than her 😉

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

What’s it like touching the floor when you eat at a table?

Does it feel as good as paying less for kid shoes?

Asking for a friend.

[Caitlin Hall @therooteddruid]

Hellur, the name’s Caitlin and I’ve literally never used this tweet machine before. Truly here to just fuck shit up. Let’s be friends