Kid Presentable

American rapper/cowboy/cautionary tale. Springsteen, Fallon, Colts. Craft beer fan. BJJ brown belt. Live every week like it's Shark Week.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

My word, Luke Edwards really rattled this prick.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Martin Dubravka to Tottenham, here we go! Deal agreed for former Burnley and Man United goalkeeper to join #THFC.

Move completed today with Dubravka set to be backup GK at Spurs behind Kinski. 🔃🇸🇰

Guglielmo Vicario to leave this summer.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Probably shouldn't have left Lewis Hall at home.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"Djed... Djed... DJED!" 😳

Thomas Tuchel was not happy with Spence during England's 0-0 draw with Ghana

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Can't wait for one of the big teams to chuck 50m at Sunlun for Brobbey. Absolute handful.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

I would absolutely take a year of Keenan Allen. Reliable hands, good veteran presence.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The Colts are mulling a potential roster move at receiver, with remaining free agent options including Deebo Samuel and Keenan Allen, per @HolderStephen

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Don't think a German could play for England, even if he is the manager.

Probably have to look elsewhere for a replacement.

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Telegraph Sport understands that Tino Livramento has suffered a hamstring injury that will force him to miss the tournament.

England manager Thomas Tuchel is expected to replace Livramento.

@Matt_Law_DT has the full story ⬇️
https://t.co/IWzLhBPuid

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Finally, someone is holding Miguel Almiron to account for his crimes.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Tim Ream conceded a free-kick and was shown a yellow card for his 'challenge' on Paraguay's Miguel Almiron.

After the free-kick was taken, referee Danny Makkelie was sent to the screen by the VAR and overturned his decision, rescinding Ream's caution and instead booking Almiron, who had clearly dived.

The first VAR intervention for mistaken identity at the World Cup.

United States vs Paraguay — World Cup live blog ⬇️

https://t.co/0s8WAix6YV

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

First half USA looked incredibly good and potentially a genuine spoiler team.

Second half USA look fucking inept.

Very Jekyll and Hyde.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Softest red card I've ever seen, that.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Now do the difference in value between AD Mitchell and Jared Verse.

Verse probably fetches a similar package to Sauce, if we're being honest here. This is a terrible comparison.

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Colts paid a higher draft pick price for Sauce Gardner than the Rams did for Myles Garrett:

Sauce: Adonai Mitchell, 2026 1st (No. 16 overall), 2027 1st

Garrett: Jared Verse, 2027 1st, 2028 2nd, 2029 3rd

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

@_josephsheerin Turning into Arsenal, lad. Only 21 years to go for your next league title.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

@_josephsheerin It is Ben Jacobs, pal. He's probably signing a five year deal as we speak.

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Didn't think they'd actually have the balls to do this. Fair play.

If the first admitted breach was in December, it's likely there's more that haven't been discovered. Smart play for Southampton is probably to accept it and move on.

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

It's the nature of sport that a lot of legends don't get the hero's farewell they deserve.

Kieran Trippier is a modern NUFC legend. He was the first to buy in, he raised the standard in so many ways. He deserved his send off today and I'm privileged to have been there for it.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Tripps. Forever a Newcastle United Legend. 🖤🤍

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Will Osula was incredible today.

He's young, a lot of his touches and his play style look ridiculously awkward and really shouldn't work at all, but he's playing well, putting in maximum effort and scoring goals. We should definitely keep him around, barring a stupid offer.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

A brace for Will Osula 🔥

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Can't for the life of me figure out this formation. At least we're trying something different.

Love to see Big Nick back in the XI. Until it turns out he's playing RB.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Today's team to take on Forest 💪

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

CJ Allen in the 53 absolutely moves me. Hope he lives up to it.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

they're here 👀

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Dan Burn over Lewis Hall is the choice of a man who knows he's out of here at the end of the month. Christ alive.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

UNITED 👊

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

How does this keep happening? Absolutely incredible scenes.

[David Covucci @DavidCovucci]

if i was trying to cover my tracks here, i would not rename my spotify account to a mashup of my two sons names

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

Definitely hit some positions of need. Good class on paper. Would like to see some vet additions at WR and edge if we're going to get anywhere this season, though.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

our 2026 draft class ⭐️

[Kid Presentable @therosswalker]

That injury time in Rochdale/York is some of the most insane sport I've ever witnessed. Incredible scenes.