Tony Wood

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Attics are camp

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I cast my vote for #ShortyAwards Audience Honors! Vote daily through April 30! https://t.co/g7h7klIyjd (#cl)

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Should probably, probably not.

[Swedish Fish @SwedishFish]

big fish energy

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Miro is feral and I don’t care if that’s a cheugy pov.

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All you need to know about me is I f€ck with earthenware.

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Returning to my yelling “Fukui - san”
round the house era.

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I’m 23 years late but I’m ready to talk about who’s hotter… Spike or Angel? #buffy

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@MissBriawna I’m sure that’s the main reason why

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The math is not math-ing in this moment. @ChelazonLeroux

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Shake what ya doctor gave ya.

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@SNICKERS @kayvont #SNICKERCHIEF

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Seeing my dolls go viral… Positivity and vulnerability are radical acts of bravery.

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@The_Real_Chelse It honestly is

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"I'm not wild about those twenty-four hour marinades" - JC

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“A party without cake is really just a meeting” – Julia Child

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“I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.” - J.C.

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The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken. - Julia Child. The French Chef is steaming on PlutoTV. Bon appétit.

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I don’t want “the peoples ovation and fame forever”. I want cash.

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“Earth is the greatest planet in the world”. - @dinamartina