Carey Martell

Author and entrepreneur working in digital media. Independent reporter. Editor of @atheismdailyoff Owner of Martell Books

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

Be aware there are several fake Twitter accounts pretending to be me, created by members of Progressive Yamhill. This is my official Twitter, and @YamhillAdvocate is the official account for my newspaper.

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

Launch of my newest venture!

[BookChant @BookChant_]

We've launched a new user-generated content platform for serialized fiction AKA webnovels called https://t.co/kbOh3H5HlW ! Monetization for authors is built into it. Read our reddit post explaining our design philosophy. https://t.co/0KlZHBceHM

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@netflix @SonyPictures @JasonReitman FYI the "gentrified NYC" stuff is referencing the reforms of Republican NYC mayor Giuliani. Punks are a progressive counter-cultural movement. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what they are doing, instead of, you know, focusing on a supernatural antagonist.

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@netflix @SonyPictures @JasonReitman FYI the "gentrified NYC" stuff is referencing the reforms of Republican NYC mayor Giuliani. Punks are a progressive counter-cultural movement. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what they are doing, instead of, you know, focusing on a supernatural antagonist.

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@netflix @SonyPictures @JasonReitman Come on dudes. This isn't it. We wanted to see a shoutout to the old DIC cartoon with the OG GBs. Nobody really wants to see Xtreme GBs with a "terror puppy" in "gentrified" NYC. Punks? Really? Why can't you leave ur politics out stuff?

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@netflix @SonyPictures @JasonReitman This was so easy! You've already got Slimer! The proton packs are the merch! You literally didn't need to do any of this! Nobody asked for a GB show about teenage punks in "gentrified" NYC. All you had to do was a homage to the DIC cartoon! It was so easy!

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@mcuban I'm pretty sure the majority of the hatred is the construction of data centers in residential areas that cause extreme noise pollution and drive the local residents insane, and rightly so. Why don't you go hang out near one, and see how long you endure your ears ringing?

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@mcuban I'm pretty sure the majority of the hatred is the construction of data centers in residential areas that cause extreme noise pollution and drive the local residents insane, and rightly so. Why don't you go hang out near one, and see how long you endure your ears ringing?

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@netflix @SonyPictures @JasonReitman This was so easy! You've already got Slimer! The proton packs are the merch! You literally didn't need to do any of this! Nobody asked for a GB show about teenage punks in "gentrified" NYC. All you had to do was a homage to the DIC cartoon! It was so easy!

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

And on that note, "terror puppy" makes as little sense as the mini Staypuffs do. Staypuff was a manifestation of Gozer. They can't be around if Gozer is contained. The "terror dogs" are likewise demigods. They don't have freakin puppies that can be tamed and go chase frisbees.

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

And on that note, "terror puppy" makes as little sense as the mini Staypuffs do. Staypuff was a manifestation of Gozer. They can't be around if Gozer is contained. The "terror dogs" are likewise demigods. They don't have freakin puppies that can be tamed and go chase frisbees.

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@netflix @SonyPictures @JasonReitman Come on dudes. This isn't it. We wanted to see a shoutout to the old DIC cartoon with the OG GBs. Nobody really wants to see Xtreme GBs with a "terror puppy" in "gentrified" NYC. Punks? Really? Why can't you leave ur politics out stuff?

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

The political divide in US leading to angry protestors is related to why kids cannot read. The source of the problem is the same. This is Common Enemy vs Common Humanity group formation theory and the Ego Development Stages Theory https://t.co/sIves4KQNb

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@SenFettermanPA We don't stop enforcing federal laws just because insurrectionists want to fight federal law enforcement. Fuck right off.

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@JDVance @realDonaldTrump @POTUS stop being cowards and invoke the Insurrection Act. Every President who has ever done so would have done it by now. You're failing to protect our democracy by permitting insurrection https://t.co/s4AsBSWUoQ

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@JDVance @realDonaldTrump @POTUS stop being cowards and invoke the Insurrection Act. Every President who has ever done so would have done it by now. You're failing to protect our democracy by permitting insurrection https://t.co/s4AsBSWUoQ

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

Why people are getting dumber in 2026, explained using Ego Development Theory https://t.co/sIves4KQNb

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@paramountplus Why is Alex Kurtzman still being allowed to make Star Trek series nobody likes? Paramount wants to own Warner Bros. but they can't even manage the IP they already own. All you had to do was adapt the Starfleet Academy books from the 90s. Incompetence!

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

@paramountplus Why is Alex Kurtzman still being allowed to make Star Trek series nobody likes? Paramount wants to own Warner Bros. but they can't even manage the IP they already own. All you had to do was adapt the Starfleet Academy books from the 90s. Incompetence!

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

Why is Alex Kurtzman still being allowed to make Star Trek series nobody likes? Paramount wants to own Warner Bros. but they can't even properly manage the IP they already own

[Carey Martell @therpgfanatic]

My two-volume Encyclopedia of #Atheism is out! Over 1,000 entries detailing the history of the #Atheist intellectual movement as a science-centered, naturalistic worldview. https://t.co/4OUvUDmDox #books #NewRelease #BooksWorthReading