Therron Ⓥ

undeniably unlovable

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

I hate mushrooms, and I won’t be silenced by the powerful mushroom lobby any longer!

[V13 Media @v13media]

Unarmed guitarist Therron Francis (It Prevails, Scars of Tomorrow) joins us for an #ArtoftheMeal interview to talk favourite foods, restaurant, and cooking shows. | 📣: @mrbobbradley

https://t.co/1cRtPXU21x

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[weather @dsxf234161]

it took her 9 months to make a joke

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Makes me better at bowling

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

@MeidasTouch “We will fix it?” - ummm what??

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

@g4ys0n If you say his name three times he’ll appear and do this @dieworkwear

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Sexting while depressed: I’m so hard (to love)

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[swinky @swinkying]

you are barking up the Right tree. i love you

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is proof it was Trump’s fault

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

@PeterTwinklage

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

@esjesjesj More dark woke!

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

I used to not be able to stand this guy…but, damn…beef squashed.

Free fucking Palestine

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Dave Matthews: “​I will never stop calling for an end to the violence in Gaza and the West Bank and Lebanon and for that matter the Congo and Sudan and Ukraine or the horrific violence against immigrants and their neighbors in our country”

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Therron Ⓥ @therraunch]

@HunterBiden @JoeyMannarino Get ‘em!

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.