Nic

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

During my final exams, I called my dad crying that I can’t study anymore. He told me to close that book & go to the mall.

At the mall, I picked a dress. He said how much. I told him. He said he doesn’t have money and if I don’t pass I won’t have money too.

I went back to read.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I have absolutely nothing in common with people who "forget to eat."

[Nic @therubylips]

There are no penguins in the Arctic...why do they do this theme every year #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Even they can't stomach their own cereal #theapprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

I call it: both Jack and Amina fired #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Amina only ever has anything to say AFTER the task #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

£90 for spuds?! #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Jersey definitely isn't a budget holiday destination #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Couldn't they have just gone to the local Tesco for the Jersey Royals? No one got the potatoes?! #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Surely if this jumper is so common in Jersey, they could have picked one up from a tourist shop? #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

This 'negotiating' is just begging #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Surely ask the other half of the team to get the Jersey jumper if they are already on the other side of the island?! #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Makes no sense going to all these fancy antique, specialist shops and glass places and think they are going to get 50%-75% off... #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

Babs is a better apprentice candidate #TheApprentice

[Nic @therubylips]

@mc_guinness4 @AlisonHammond Such a jealous and vindictive post - I hope one day @AlisonHammond has a Rolex and more! Nothing to do with the cost of living, just someone being spiteful. So many people have nice watches, should they now throw them in the bin? Find your argument with the government!

[. @toops99]

Me when the alert came through at 2:59pm and not 3pm

#EmergencyAlert

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

All this arguing about “who don’t eat rice” is ridiculous considering A LOT of our food in the African diaspora is either the same or similar.

So here’s some examples of diasporic foods that are the same, similar, or have the same roots:

[Kea @jacquemusx]

Stunning. Adut Akech for Schiaparelli.

[Nic @therubylips]

More dry tears from Jessie #LoveIsland

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Apple: “Our new iPhone has 932 megapixels.”

British police: “Have you seen this man?”