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if you didn’t watch me on @pbs I know ur ugly (he/him)

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getting intrusive thoughts… maybe I should start listening to myself

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@abbyehk I’m watching you…

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doing some light reading, love this little quote from Leviticus 18:18!!!

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@abbyhalseykraus every minute you’re not running, I’m getting closer

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I’ve moved on from the J name curse… but now DEEP in the C name curse!

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when people ask me if I’m a Meghan fan!

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I need a PAWB

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@tweetposter69 hey 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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people who do cold plunges do it for the attention fr

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Who cares about boyfriend dick… I need boyfriend bank account… boyfriend credit score!

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I’m a simple man… all I need in life is cock & (diet) Coke

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do homeless dogs know they’re homeless???

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best emoji: 😻

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just found out rupi kaur is a woman… I thought that level of cringe could only be written by an old man

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bitches will say they’re gluten sensitive just for attention

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the way @ememsimps is getting more action than me (and IM ON PREP) :(

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the fact that I was too fat as a kid to be a Catholic priest’s type is really making me want to KMS

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gonna start saying I remember where I was during 9/11 like who tf is gonna check me on that??? (I was not even 1 yet)

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me watching Conrad’s ‘panic attack’ like bae please ACT BETTER #TheSummerITurnedPretty

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blocking me on everything AND NOW going private? babe you’re a twink! pack it up