Valerie

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@FedEx @FedExHelp @FedEx @FedExHelp Another day, another phone call, another useless attempt at figuring out what the hold up is on my package

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@FedEx WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, LOCA?? Why have you been holding my package hostage since MONDAY.

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@FedEx @FedExHelp I've called support, to no avail everyone on your team keeps telling me to wait as my package will be delivered the following day and IT NEVER GETS PUT ON A TRUCK. HELLLLLLLPPPPP. I've been without a phone for a week, walking home alone late from work. UNSAFE.

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@antologia_c Love this for you & so well deserved!!

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Left: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz after signing a law that guarantees free breakfast and lunch to all public school students

Right: Republicans' 2024 agenda, which prioritizes...stopping schools from giving free meals to all public school students
https://t.co/QgUHCQBNah

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

6/8 jobs I’ve had have made me cry.

Guess it’s time to quit!

[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

What is a king without a King's Man?

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@KittieHous3 Throw your resume in chat gpt!!

[LINEAR @linear_magazine]

Staying late at the office

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@Casey @nothing Pick me my lord!

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

ok ok ask and you shall recieve. @nothing said they'd give away 5 pair for free. not my pair, they're gonna give away other pairs because i'm not willing to give mine away. 5 comments with 0 likes will get one. NOTHING will select the winners within the next 48 hours.

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

My dental assistant: “your insurance isn’t as good as the one you had before”

Me: “The job isn’t as good as the one I had before.”

💀😭

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@bbypeachjaz Proud of you!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

@Briseida_Vaughn FACTS

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

What are we getting our moms for Mother’s Day?

I can’t afford therapy for the both of us.

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

I really said get them sad’s tfoh mayne.

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one that has the wiggles - I never grew out of my zoomies man. And now I wear blazers. Life’s weird man.

[⃟ tori ☻ | sunny 18 @rcnaldmcdonald]

pedro pascal reaction pics: a thread

[Valerie @TheRuralCloset]

The MEME potential 🤣

[OKX @okx]

“What do the lines mean, dad?”
“Green means beer. Red means two beers 🍺🍺”