Ais

funny but not fun | she/her

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

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[Ais @thesadwaitress]

casually mentioned to my Uber driver that I should have used the bathroom before I left work and now he is going 55 mph down 6th street

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

@wizardman_69 I find this post offensive

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

Sometimes if you’re very short like me and you walk somewhere in the morning around when the kids are going to school the crossing guard will tell you “better hurry up or you’ll be late for school!” even tho you’re almost 30

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

My love language is texting you first and then never texting back after you respond

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

Literally!

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

It’s a Wednesday morning. Why would my dad just eviscerate me like this?

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

@TempleUniv is a joke

[TUGSA @TUGSA_6290]

The terms of the Tentative Agreement provide for minimal raises, increasing the average TA/RA’s pay to around $21,500. By the end of the contract, in 2026, the average TA/RA will be making just over $23,600. (2/8)

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

I posted a thing on my story asking for music recommendations and everyone was like “caroline polachek! Japanese Breakfast! Yo La Tengo!” Like did y’all really look at me and say “oh yeah that’s a bitch that’s never listened to ‘Autumn Sweater’ before” bc like ???? read the room

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

The cat will meow at me until I pick her up and put her on the couch but has gotten up here every day since we switched the mattress out

[TUGSA @TUGSA_6290]

Rain or shine, Molly and the rest of us are out here fighting for a fair contract! ✊ Thank you Molly for discussing why you want the best for your students❤️ #TUGSAstrike #TempleUnionMade

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

@TempleUniv Cool cool now pay your grad students

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

boss made my work email and spelled my name wrong 🥲

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

I really ran around my job all night saying “there’s no way my boyfriend got me anything for Valentine’s Day” and then I come home and 😭

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m taking a mental hell day. it’s like a mental health day but where my mental health is awful

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

Go 🦅

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

"go birds" is just like "ciao" in that it can mean hello and goodbye

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

This is some fucking bull shit @TempleUniv. You should be ashamed.

[Madison Ingram @mings_ga]

Lol “for my convenience”

[Ais @thesadwaitress]

@1stOr3rdPlace Scrubs (not including season 9)

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