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I’m a whore for the color purple.

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I have something to admit…

I’m such a gooner for the rangoons

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@saintfujo Shit you not I thought that was Selena Gomez at first and I got concerned

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I JUST REALIZED I SPELLED AUTISM WRONG GOD DAMMIT

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I’m a man of 2 simple things:

- Dates with Hat Man

- The fan favorite Autsim Season

BUT SECRET THIRD OPTION
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bewbs :3

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@SpookAria82 @USPS AH HELL WE BOYCOTTING BOTH OF EM

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@SpookAria82 @USPS WAS THIS THE CORSET YOU SHOWED WHILE I WAS VISITING?!

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@jacksfilms You’re a born again virgin?

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There’s so many things I want to do but I have difficulty sticking to one thing and finishing it

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WHY CANT I JUST STICK TO ONE FUCKING THING?!

SKRREEEEEE

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I’m now leaning towards the art of giving someone a panic attack / spiral while reading my writing.

If I have to suffer, so does the reader hohooo

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oh boy oh boy, my brain is feeling funny.
Time to use this god forsaken app to coooopeee like I did in ‘22 teehee

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@SpookAria82 I’m glad it wasn’t me that broke the news to you 💀😭😂

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No it didn’t… whoops

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*Called my bf from New Zealand to wake him up for work*

Me: idk if you’ve seen but Taylor Swift got engaged to Travis Kelce

Him: Wow didn’t expect that to last

Also Him: The divorce album is gonna go crazy

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Oh this aged HORRIBLY

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Everybody’s talking Big Dick Energy this and Big Dick Energy that

But why the absolute fuck we ain’t talking about Big Flappy Pussy Energy?!! Fat Vagina Energy?!

HELLO?!!!

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Since it’s canon for there to be a Miku in every universe

It’s time for…

Ed-Miku Fitzgerald

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Ugh I need to be depressed again so o can make banger ass tweets.

I’ve been happy lately and IM BORED, I NEED MORE LORE /j

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the lumberjack nonbinary liberal urge to get a concrete slab for my cat

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Bye gay!