The Salty Cee

Christian news satire so salty even bad satire still floats.

[The Salty Cee @TheSaltyCee]

So long and thanks for all the laughs - our last post!
https://t.co/VWr7RNEaPw

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@Genesius_Times I just choked on my drink laughing at this one.

Great to see you're still on fabulous form.

[The Salty Cee @TheSaltyCee]

@Genesius_Times I don't know which is worse - this article or me laughing at this article...

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Archeologists Uncover Pyrotechnics at the Feeding of the 5000
https://t.co/7sTNYctlP1

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Chris Tomlin launches a Good Good line of Father’s Day cards
https://t.co/LJShiHbxg5

[not the bible @thenotthebible]

These meme speaks to me...

[The Salty Cee @TheSaltyCee]

@DrippingEther oh my.

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

Do flat-earthers breathe in the atmosflat?

[The Damascus Dropbear @DmascusDropbear]

#wokejesus #jesus #woke #avocado #hipster

[not the bible @thenotthebible]

No that right there is quality evangelism. Expect revival to follow shortly.

[not the bible @thenotthebible]

Post-lockdown church meets again...

[The Salty Cee @TheSaltyCee]

@A_Israel_M I think it's underrated. Just don't see people teaching much on this method of healing...

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Church of the Spitting Saints causes controversy
https://t.co/9StD7z6MPr

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Mentally scarred by meetings? You may be entitled to compensation
https://t.co/OLDHQu43Cl

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Redneck Shoots Bottle Rocket Out of Butt For The Lord!
https://t.co/8AVuol8vZh

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Man on sofa says more should be done
https://t.co/UY1SGA68QA

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Pinterest bans Live Action – the reason why will surprise you!
https://t.co/pjLBFGWBFP