small lebowski

i do cool things from time to time.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

I love the laugh to break the ice after saying controversial and/or totally out of pocket.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

#schnsocialsaturday what is the best vacation you've been on.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@SnoozeEateryPR I find out that you discontinued the blueberry danish pancake. What the actual fuck are you thinking??

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@SpaceCityHN who has the best music taste #schnsocialsaturdays

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Big up @djtonyperry for that @chaseandstatus switch up at @livgolf_league

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

He's got my vote 🫡

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@CBSSports if you guys need a new replay operator doing european soccer, I’m available. This is not good man.

[Franklin Sports @FranklinSports]

On Lou Gehrig day, we are sharing the story of Sam Hilliard, whose family was impacted by ALS.

Sam spoke with us about honoring his late father and the work he now does to #StrikeOutALS through @TeamHilliardALS.

#ALSAwarenessMonth

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@TxDOT @TxDOTHouston I want my money back for the tolls. Grimy bastards, there’s no point in paying tolls when I’m gonna sit in traffic regardless.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@peacock you guys need some new replay operators in the Prem. Gimme a call, I already do it for the all Houston sports.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@USPS y’all are so bad at your job. How you gonna send my stuff that was 13 miles away back to New Jersey? I needed that today. Y’all need to get replaced.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Shitty audio. But ????? #WorldCup2022 #bra #KOR #ger

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Does flint Michigan still not have drinkable water???

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Show me something that dates how old you are.. I’ll go first

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Watching these MLB “fights”… like can anyone actually do anything or is it just gonna be benches clearing and a delay of the game. Either fight or shut up.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

23 years later...

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

@mitsucars go for broke… bring back the evolution and make it electric.. I want it.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Every now and then I remember, I’m an idiot.

[small lebowski @thesamsheldon]

Why does everyone with a “baby on board” sticker drive like shit??