kim’s psychic 🔮

obsessed with real housewives since 2020 ✨

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

she is proof that you don’t have to be messy and start fights to be a good HW. she was transparent, showed us the good, the bad, and the ugly, is a loving mother, has amazing style, and ended the season by STANDING UP for her friend without putting anybody down. #queen 👑 #RHOM

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

i got a notification that said “preston blake added you to their list SOCIAL EXPERIMENT” and i blocked that account. i immediately got another similar notification but it said adam reeves. 👀 is that weird or is it just me? social experiment sounds sketch

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

sonja and luann are amazing but the people of benton are definitely doing their part too 😂 #CrappieLake

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

@rukiddingmelolz i wonder what people would say about your body

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

@trishkin68 interesting 🤔 i can’t drink either anymore, i’ve been sober for a year and a half. however i met my twin flame when i was still drinking. we had to come together, separate, and come back together to evolve into the people we were meant to be. maybe this is their wake up call

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

BREAKING NEWS 📰🚨 love is real! twin flames exist! that is all

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

Sonja leaving the bar and drunkenly crawling into this man’s truck was the perfect way to end the premiere of this masterpiece. #CrappieLake

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

i love it bc the previews were so damn bad and then the OGs blew them out of the water in comparison

[Jonny JP Morgan Frankel Dubrow Newport @CheaterBrand]

All the new RHONY commercials during #CrappieLake — so disrespectful.

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

@CountessLuann we love you!!! it was amazing! i’ve never been happier to see you and sonja on my screen. 🫶🏻

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

@tvdeets laugh out loud hilarious from beginning to end. even my husband loved it lol

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

#CrappieLake was TV gold. from luann flirting with firemen and baaAaaAing 🐐 at men with goatees to sonja taking home a cajun man on the 2nd night, it doesn’t get better than this

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

is andy coked tf out rn or is he always like this on #WWHL?!

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

yasss @SonjatMorgan is back and ripping ass on my television 🍑💨 #CrappieLake

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

“the benton motel? that’s genius marketing”
“the roof is solid”
“i got a candle!”

gotta give it to sonja for looking on the bright side #CrappieLake

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

i love how sonja is wearing a bedazzled toucan dress like she is going on a tropical vacation 😂 #CrappieLake

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Two minutes into #CrappieLake and we have Luann laughing at her own jokes and Sonja telling her new intern about her recent liposuction. Feels like home.

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

my hubby is willingly watching with me and we got takeout from a new place that’s like chipotle with an indian twist?! it’s so good!!

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

5 minutes til crappie lake!! 🎣💜💕 who will be watching and live tweeting with me?! 🤗

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

@ddred0485 same!

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

she’s boujee and big bootied, somewhat delulu and ridiculous…i need her on my screen

[logan pippen @marygodsby]

the way larsa is one of the only A-list stars on housewives wow we’re so blessed https://t.co/5QU2cMFMEc

[kim’s psychic 🔮 @thesassytruth]

@poshspicexoxo just look at how kyle is dressed and that should tell you everything you need to know. she’s not the first person in the world to suddenly adopt the style of the person they’re banging