Andy Schoneberg

[Andy Schoneberg @theschoneberg]

@CollinRugg I'm just going home and

[Andy Schoneberg @theschoneberg]

She’s a 10 but she knows it

[Andy Schoneberg @theschoneberg]

She’s a 10 but she has Arithmophobia

[Andy Schoneberg @theschoneberg]

@lorraine_warde the first time I saw Mona I arrived at the Louvre at opening time and ran ahead of the crowd, following the idiot signs with a xerox of the painting and an arrow pointing the way. Got to see her alone for a full15 minutes before others came

[Andy Schoneberg @theschoneberg]

@safidi @lukeXC2002 @lenubienne I’m not fond of the crowds and I get the boring comment, but there’s nothing mediocre about the Mona Lisa!
Do I have to smear cake on mine now?