Adam, aka The Schwaggering

He/him. Writer, strategist, gamer, sayer of funny things and maker of funny shirts. DM for custom shirt requests.

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

Perfect gifts for the Commander who has everything! Get unique Commander shirts, stickers and more. On sale now for Valentine's. Share with someone you love.
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#mtg #edh

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

During #Coronavirus, the USPS has kept me connected to vital supplies. Join me in taking action to #SaveThePostOffice https://t.co/SHXTnQDJJR

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

“This is your time. No one else has had a time like this before. You can come out of it older and wiser, or you could simply come out of it. Both are enough. You are enough. What matters most is you and what you need, right now, today.” — @jengoertzen https://t.co/e34C155KKz

[Josh Schwerin @JoshSchwerin]

The Trump campaign is trying to bully TV stations into taking our ad down. They are not going to be successful because it is literally Trump in his own words. Let’s make sure as many people as possible see this ad.

[Priorities USA @prioritiesUSA]

Donald Trump issued a cease and desist letter to stop our ad from running because he doesn’t want Americans to know the truth about his failed leadership. Help keep it on the air by donating here
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[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

I will do my part in the fight against #COVID19. I urge you to do the same! https://t.co/QYW1pJQTZ3 #StayTheFuckHome

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

In news that's less "the world is ending" and more "um....huh?" ... I give you "Sects on the Beach" ... a table for generating ocean-based religious groups: https://t.co/wh2Vpw7Lp7

you're welcome?
#ttrpg #OSR

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@stratometaship Pulls from a spreadsheet! I whipped up a quick interactive version if you want to play around with it. Still rough, but it's basically going to be the "quest generator" for a game I'm working on called "Potions Night". https://t.co/pGgE9qR9gA

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

Luka, did you know that there's an Infinity Diamond in your Ascending Moon? I put you in my random quest generator as a namesake and this gem popped out. @stratometaship

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@gshowitt @HDFpodcast @TheMaddigan Pretty much any title to any They Might be Giants Song ... actually that would make a dope anthology of short games ... "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" ... "Particle Man" ... "Hall of Heads" ... "Everything's Catching On Fire"

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@gshowitt @HDFpodcast @TheMaddigan Baby Minnie Driver ... you are Minnie Driver as a baby who knows how to drive

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@drewmmeyer @gshowitt @HDFpodcast @TheMaddigan Some people think NASA faked the moon landing ... we know the deeper truth ... NASA is faking ... THE MOON!

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@seanFsmith @gshowitt @HDFpodcast @TheMaddigan oh lord yes

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@TechnicolorMime

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@iyagovos @MTG_Strategist @CommandersBrew Sure thing! Also, if you are looking for fun Commander schwag, check out my Threadless store! https://t.co/XtVkjPfqXE

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@iyagovos @MTG_Strategist @CommandersBrew is preetttty great and hilarious

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@dm_cross If you consider funny magic shirts and schwag content, then I am in! https://t.co/XtVkjPfqXE also don't be hard on yourself!!!

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@ManaCurves @kya_vess Glad you liked the article! Hopefully you'll find a valentine theme you like in the collection, but I'd be happy to make you a custom version too! https://t.co/XtVkjPfqXE

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

@kya_vess @Clarkalters Thank you!

[Adam, aka The Schwaggering @theschwaggering]

Thanks @kya_vess for including my Magic schwag in your Valentine's Commander article on @edhrec !

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

The three times we came closest to world peace:
- Week 1 of Pokemon Go
- Week 1 of Old Town Road
- Week 1 of Baby Yoda

I am noticing a pattern