Vintage Covers 📖

I make silly bookcover-spoofs and the occasional poster. Buy prints via link in bio! he/him #vintage #scifi #books

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Original title: "Thunder out of China" by Theodore H. White & Annalee Jacoby (1980)

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"World's Largest Coats" — The mind boggles at the size of the coat hangers. Wow.

#coats #large #china

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@millerfilm Glad to be of service!

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"More Of This Unreadable Shit" — Offworld problems

#unreadable #gibberish #runes

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Original title: "Oscar Thole" by Giuseppe Festino (2017) — Illustration by Karel Thole

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"You Forgot Your Ribbon" — Don't think he'll be needing that anymore, mate…

#ribbon #space #astronaut

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Original title: "The Nurse" by Vera Southgate (1963) — Illustration by John Berry

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"Fuck Off" — That's a bit harsh, isn't it?

#nurse #child #grandfather

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"Vague Magazine - November 2023" — Oh boy, I can't wait to rub my own gromp

#magazine #magazinecover #vogue

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Original title: "The New Baby" by Ruth and Harold Shane (1948) — Illustration by Eloise Wilkin

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"Wake The Fuck Up" — Easy there, little man

#baby #wakeup #sleeping

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Original title: "Alien Embassy" by Ian Watson (1979)

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"Unflushed - The Shit Awakens" — Let this be a lesson, guys

#toilet #loo #excrement

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"MT-LB Service & Modernization manual" by H. Aynes — Look what I found while cleaning up the toolshed!

#AFV #armor #russia

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Original title: "Panzer Division: the Mailed Fist" by K.J. Macksey (1968)

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"I Have A Tank - Fuck You" — Your argument is invalid.

#tanks #war #panzer

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"My Flawed Lover - Dildohands" — I’m not a big fan of the genre, but this cover is something else.

#sf #scifi #sciencefiction

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"I Just Took A Massive Shit Over There" — Well, when you gotta go, you eventually gotta go

#shit #poo #space

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Original title: "Martian Time-Slip" by Philip K. Dick (1964)

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"This Was A Shit Idea" — A prolific novel on the colonization of Mars, told from the perspective of a farmer.

#philipkdick #pkd #shitidea