J

it happens every time, they all become blueberries

[J @thesecondjohn]

@Harmontown someone is using your characters for vaping products

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

ladies call me Comcast because I'm always fuckin u while ur watching Netflix

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

When you refuse to lose, no matter the game 😂
https://t.co/8sbQnwJ5Ik

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition someone is real sleepy Shelley

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition bring back a penguin Shelley! It will match our pet color motif #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition Bon voyage Shelley #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition Hey Shelley, what's a penguins favorite relative? It's aunt Artica #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition hey Shelley! Have fun going through the drake passage! Make sure you do the sneaky fish #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition hey Shelley! Do you think penguins play fetch #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition do penguins fetch?
#msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@g_expedition Shelley! Have fun going through the drake passage! Make sure to do the sneaky fish.#msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@G_MSExpedition hey Shelley, what artist do penguins like the most? Seal #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

@G_MSExpedition hey Shelley! What is a penguins favorite relative? It's Aunt Artica! #msexpedition

[J @thesecondjohn]

Bon Voyage Shelley!!! #MSExpedition

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Johnny Manziel survives attempted decapitation: https://t.co/v5Pb1PVTlW

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Chinese Basketball Team Receives Cargo Container Filled With Unwanted Greg Oden

[J @thesecondjohn]

Pitch Perfect Conspiracy. This is making an insane amount of sense @AnnaKendrick47 http://t.co/bIOA0ZwFSx

[J @thesecondjohn]

Did anyone other than Eliane from Seinfeld have that haircut ever?

[VICE @VICE]

"This will sound really dumb, but I don't like Mexican food." http://t.co/va7PLXiTmZ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Homesick Kid On Sleepover Needs To Just Tough It The Fuck Out http://t.co/ajKcOJsnTr