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I’m tired and I hate it here

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(Doing my best impression of @cantswim_ ) *ahem* ...I HEARD YOU KEEP PORGS IN YOUR APARTMENT.

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Big shout out to period shits for ruining my day :) ❤️

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Majorie Taylor Greene is a cunt

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If you need me I’ll be going to find lady Gaga’s dogs, me and the kidnappers are gonna have a *nice friendly coffee chat * 👊🏼

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@Zorawithhat This physically hurt to see but was also v funny I laughed a lot

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Ahhhhemmm, WHEN YOU WASH SEITAN MIXTURE IT BECOMES GLUTINOUS PROTEIN AND WASHES AWAY THE “UNHEALTHY” STARCH. IT ISNT FLOUR. that is all :)

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Why do I feel like Jeffree Star thinks that The Goo Goo Dolls and U2 are the pinnacle of music like a suburban white mom

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kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

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@KendallRaeOnYT omg sis did you get your veneer fixed? 😂

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Goes without saying but Target is gay Walmart is straight

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“Tub-“ “WRONG.”

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I have an annotated bibliography and an article review due tomorrow at midnight and I spent the entire week doing all of my OTHER homework omg today is great

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Shelby// Cheeb

[Smokey Glow✨ @glow_smokey]

Oliver // Chowder

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Seeing @steph_harlowe in the Netflix series about Elisa Lam made my heart so happy 💕

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The way Diane Sawyer interrogated Britney and shamed her for being a human was/is absolutely disgusting. Fuck you Diane. #FreeBritney

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@Zorawithhat Beltrami county courthouse is a joke, so I hope that she wins.

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Tjmaxx wouldn’t sell me a cracked highlighter due to sanitary reasons which is totally cool and I respect that in the middle of a pendulum but now I want to go see if they have another one because I can’t be told no :)

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What’s Joe Biden’s plan for banning buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans

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It may not carry the same connotations but calling a white person a snow possum is just as rude as calling a different race a name. An insult is still an insult yall it’s not cute. Just be nice.

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Best friends don’t kill their best friends while driving drunk and attempt to flee the scene afterwards :))) fuck Daniel Silva :)))