The Secret Tour Caddy

Anonymous caddy working on the @DPWorldTour.

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[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

While a lot of commentators might not like it, behind every great tour player there is a great team.

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[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

"I just need a change ..."

But when you get fired out here, what you can't get is even ...

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[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

Golf is a game of levels.

Very few ever reach its highest level. And even fewer actually stay there.

Here's why.

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[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

@GolfloverUK Staggering really ... yet completely not staggering.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

Shouts of "Get In The Bunker .." at the US Open

I mean, really: how did we get here ?

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@ProGolfCritic @PGATOUR @livgolf_league basically put the cat amongst the pigeons by highlighting how “comfortable/lazy” the @PGATOUR had become.. like most monopolies do. Suddenly remuneration of the top brass gets highlighted & the squirming starts ..

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@ProGolfCritic All of whom enhance the depth of the field … so 👏 to the @DPWorldTour.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

@AdamSchupak And therein lies the problem .. you “expect” “fans” to cheer bad shots.
Proper golf fans don’t.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

The next 4 weeks on the @DPWorldTour are my favourites out here.

I’d even go so far as to say It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year ….

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@TeeTimesPub Call me a cynic but there is no way on this earth a PGA Tour player would have been penalised …
Last PGA Tour player to get penalised for slow play was in 1996 .. I rest my case.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

@AndyTFE @livgolf_league @PhilMickelson You’ll get over it. Assuming of course you were genuinely “disappointed” in the first place. Which I doubt.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

Fruitful week off this week .. mainly because they made me @DPWorldTour CEO for the day.
#tongueincheek

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[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

Brutal weather at the KLM Open this week.

And yes, caddying in the rain is as hard as it looks.

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@GolfDigest “Boil over” my arse.
Every tour caddy I know will tell you this is 24 handicap level caddy “abuse.”
Arguably a disgrace to his fellow professionals who know how to have a proper head off.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

@fried_egg_golf “Fiery” my arse.
Every tour caddy I know will tell you this is 24 handicap level caddy “abuse.”
Arguably a disgrace to his fellow professionals.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

@bengriffingolf recently lifted the lid on how much it costs to play the @PGATOUR.

But ever wondered how much it costs to caddy on tour … ?

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Rolling Back The Roll Back ...

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@ProGolfCritic This hints at the future here: @DPWorldTour will ultimately have a category for @livgolf_league guys. And others. Because they enhance the quality of the field.

[The Secret Tour Caddy @thesecretTC]

An enthralling last round and a worthy winner.

Take a bow Aaron Rai.

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@ewenmurray77 All that was missing were your dulcet tones on commentary.