Torie Pachelli

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

I bought a new rug and have to replace my entire house now 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Okay-but what is with this piece of art in the background? #kennethmurray #nfldraft

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

When making dinner substitutions it’s of utmost importance to make sure your choices are equally as offensive as your original suggestion #lifewithkids #theywonteatitanyway

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

“She makes the day brighter, she leaves a little sparkle wherever she goes.”
#Kate Spade R.I.P.
also, was this quote in reference to your daughter? Because I can relate. Mine just spilled a bottle of glitter in my purse so now I will be leaving a little sparkle wherever I go.

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"I LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY BELOVED ROOMBA ESCAPED."

[The Golden Games @thegoldengames1]

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[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

I just had to quick plan a fun summer vacation to take away from my kids for their nonstop bickering. #mommingit #quitarguing #siblingrivals

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Weaned my youngest like a month ago. I feel like I should have given him a chip for his one month off the tit anniversary

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

I probably should’ve hidden the box. It would make an awesome… https://t.co/W3UjZHDT6j

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Conversation with the one-year-old tonight:
Me: can you please sleep until at least 7 tomorrow morning??
1: Mom, I gotchu Me: gah! Spring forward. He got me 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Only in my house will someone attempt to kneecap me with a pepperoni “club”

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Daily argument with my 4-year-old:
Me: let’s brush your hair 4: no, we did it yesterday. Me: we do it every day. 4: I know (rolls eyes). Me: you win .

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

@ali_rawk But it’s barely work when there’s no bra or pants involved...

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

How do I order girlscout cookies for delivery?

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Nothing will ruin your target experience as quickly as a wonky cart.

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Then we have “pants man” #oliviasue https://t.co/WORgVOyxzn

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Sometimes I can’t even #slickvic https://t.co/Pl2vEniipg

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

Got crayons? Nope. Not anymore. #rainbowpoop https://t.co/R8u4Fv0nlR

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

I want to google why my 1-year-old keeps eating crayons but am not prepared for the diagnosis. #drgoogle #rainbowpoop

[Torie Pachelli @thesecretcervix]

The four year old told me the new amazon commercials are her favorite because of the singing boxes. I’m sad because now I can’t dance around with the amazon boxes teasing the kids that their Christmas gifts are inside.