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John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
Borders politician with a secret. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Ashamed to admit which party I'm in. Not shy of insulting my constituents. PARODY
Joined May 2015
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John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 9 years ago
I should really start pricing up property in London.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 9 years ago
Westminster here I come! Nothing can stop me now, not even being a rape apologist & victim blamed.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 10 years ago
Like I said
#peanuts
#monkeys
https://t.co/Gvdcq3SXke
LJC
@jedi_mummy
about 10 years ago
No expense spared by Borders Tory MSP...
#paul4erb
#BothVotesSNP
https://t.co/qFtAU7gGtG
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 10 years ago
Also noticed that people have said my expenses are much greater than
@PaulWheelhouse
& others. I say is if you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
Who to follow
Neil Gillespie
@IndyNellyG
Wish for Scotland to dissolve the Union of 1707 and make its own way in this world.
MichaelSimpson
@kingsim83
Just a simple man wanting a simple life
Big Red π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
@AllyRoy18
π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏSlap me on the Patio, I'll take it now. Never used to despise Unionists. I do now
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 10 years ago
I've noticed some Nat supporter trying to shame me on FB. Doesn't he know I AM the
@ScotTories
party.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
@JennyChapman
@Emily_Benn
if the cap fits. You can come & join us in the Conservatives, you don't even have to tell anyone.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
@ShellyAsquith
@PiersTelemacque
@UKLabour
and Stan Collymore joined
@theSNP
after watching Labour MPs betray them.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
Having a good giggle at Naughty
@NatalieMcGarry
's expense. Remember, it ain't a crime if you don't get caught. So says Erik Everlast. π€π»
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
This week I'll be having surgeries in Kelso & Jedburgh. Welcome to everyone. Except scruffy oiks. That means almost everyone in Jethart.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
FFS @RuthDavidsonMSP ruined my campaign leaflet by mentioning
@ScotTories
at least 3 times in her message. Fucking big gobbed Soutars
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
In case you missed it I've got a new campaign leaflet out, completely free of
@ScotTories
branding to avoid embarrassment....wait! WTF?
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
over 10 years ago
Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls of all ages. After a Summer of glad handing & buttering up the plebs I'm back.
TheSecretTory
Β retweeted
Wings Over Scotland
@WingsScotland
almost 11 years ago
"Shame on the people who have used the pretext of anti-terrorism to perpetrate abhorrent acts like this." https://t.co/RrIqveuMdE
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
almost 11 years ago
@epocalypse
@MrMalky yes but that error will be corrected this winter when the Holyrood campaign season begins in earnest.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 11 years ago
Going to persuade Dave to insist on a repeal of hunting laws in Scotland in exchange for more powers. That'll set the fox among the hounds.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 11 years ago
@voomonster
@LEAHBOSS999
LOL not much use when we leave the EU first.
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 11 years ago
Met a bloody malingerer today. On DLA after 36 yrs as an engineer in Hawick factories.
#lifestylechoice
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 11 years ago
@voomonster
@LEAHBOSS999
but the UK Supreme Court has the power to strike down any Scots laws. I'm investing in razorwire for the camps. π¬π§
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 11 years ago
@voomonster
@DerekHCampbell
@LEAHBOSS999
@Bri4nWLawson
@GregorSharp
pretty good. Once we get rid of your pesky human rights things'll be gr8
John Lamont
@TheSecretTory
about 11 years ago
If only Labour would accept that they're not socialists anymore then I could represent them and win them this seat.
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