Boone "Beefcake" Fitch

‘89, ΣΧ Vice President & chapter advisor, proud MAGA supporter, Home Depot forklift operator, & Harley rider #fuckhonda

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Posting your baptism to a caption saying you’re taking a week off of drinking is retarded #nukelexfag

[Nate Lidge @NaturalLidge]

I don’t even catch a buzz anymore. It’s either sober or blackout no other options

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

@tucketBagman is such a phag, he roofied me at the bar and cornelled me #youllseemeonnetflixonceimbroke

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Laid sniper last night, just house pizza on the couch to South Park #thatllplayson

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Some aim Steph curry wishes he had

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

@arnoldswift1998 Yk what hell yeah

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Just got so bored had to do bag light #snortingadderal

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Rainy Friday = early Sunday

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Woke up with a foid, said she had to leave early… did I hit the lottery?

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Just got told off by the foid who been saying sweet nothings to me #willbebriningbackmyalcholism

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Should I chalk it up? #lank

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

If I don’t find a wife by the end of the semester I’m turning gay

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Couldn’t have imagined anyone else #phag

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Yeah I’m sure that dog you “need” on campus for your mental health is the truth as he’s actively trying to rape me on my walk to class.

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

“Last night was a movie”

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Who let young Sheldon on my campus

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Yes I’m a phag because I wear #thecrown to class

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Is it possible to be more of a phag?

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

Fuck the system

[Boone "Beefcake" Fitch @theSECvp]

@tucketBagman Goddamn foids