Is this decaf? ☕️

(long pause...sigh) Thank you, you can go.

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It’s the American dream, to bus tables in a slightly nicer clothes

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“I don’t really want to put my head on this chair because there is probably booty juice on it.”

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“Ummm well that kind of sounds like torture...”

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“You’re a juuler?”
“Born and raised”

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Nothing funny to say.... just never forget.

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Still hitting you with that “grilling” knowledge

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Fact: the most important part of grilling is flipping the food at just the right time.

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Out there just fake grilling... it’s just another day at the club.

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Guess who didn’t have to work tonight....or in the morning. #cheers #fireus #please

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“They’re all old and decrepit, the count for this event goes down significantly every year.”

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See, @McKitt there is a use for these tongs!! #tongequality #tonglivesmatter #lamb

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“I’m sorry I sexually harassed you.”

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“You have been very popular with the middle aged men lately.”

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“I thought you put mayo on corn?”

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When Reid says that Mac & Cheese is overrated...

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“If I ran my hands through your hair, I’d get a boner”

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“We’re a couple of pals just hanging out, right Tom?”

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“A blind man with no arms or legs would have been better help than you guys.”

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“I’d rather be pregnant than stand here and cocktail.”