Turbo

only assholes drink Mr. Pibb

[Turbo @theseventhman]

@Drhiphopz Dying sucks

[Pete Hegseth’s Liver 🍸 @PeteHegsLiver]

A star is born. This is Marshawn Camese. He is brilliant. He needs to run for office. Watch him eviscerate a Louisiana MAGA state representative. Looooove him!

[Turbo @theseventhman]

@snkewrld @_sn_n For the $ shill

[Turbo @theseventhman]

@Tightwad302 @_sn_n 5k posts, get fucked

[Turbo @theseventhman]

@snkewrld @_sn_n 2800 posts in a year k paid bot

[Turbo @theseventhman]

@Tightwad302 @_sn_n 5k posts since March lmao bot

[Turbo @theseventhman]

@JoshuaLane35571 @_sn_n Try again, not boy

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s crazy that rural Chinese people will offer a random foreigner infinity free food and treat them like a brother while the average suburban American will pull a gun on a girl-scout ringing their doorbell

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

Rebels in Mali shot down a Russian Mil Mi-24 in service of the junta regime. The chopper along its crew have been destroyed.

[sean @_sn_n]

the United States made a mistake by not hanging every confederate after the Civil War.

[NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @NOELreports]

Tuareg rebels in Mali reportedly shot down a Russian Africa Corps Mi-24 attack helicopter during an ambush on a Russian convoy from Gao. Local channels and Sputnik reported that Russian servicemen were captured, while Russia’s embassy was said to be evacuating personnel and negotiating their release. #Mali

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

England team trying to leave Mexico if they win tonight

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Rebel forces in Mali shot down a Russian Africa Corps (Wagner) Mi-24 attack helicopter while ambushing a Russian convoy from the city of Gao.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This clip, from Larry David's new show "Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness" is one of his FUNNIEST ever.

Awesome to have Rob Reiner as George Washington in possibly one of his final on-screen performances.

Cameo by Kimmel is chef's kiss.
RIP, Rob Reiner.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Men in Black' released 29 years ago today

[Bollywood Boyz @BollywoodBoyz]

Our Father has been driving the city bus @TransLink in Vancouver for nearly 40 years. Today, on Canada Day, he got to drive the FIFA World Cup bus with “Go Canada Go” on it. This picture embodies everything great about immigrants who work hard to represent Canada. 🍁
#CANMNT ⚽️

[pier luigi pinna @pierpi13]

Gioggia Meloni visita un poverissimo paese della Basilicata e chiede al sindaco quali siano le tre priorità per rilanciare la zona.
«La prima è l’ospedale: c’è, ma mancano i medici».
Lei tira fuori il telefonino, parla per un paio di minuti e poi annuncia:
«Fatto. Entro una settimana arrivano i medici».
«La seconda è l’acqua: c’è, ma una miniera a monte ha inquinato le falde».
Lei riprende il telefonino, altre due parole, e dice:
«Fatto. Entro un mese le falde saranno bonificate e la proprietà risarcirà gli abitanti».
«E la terza?» chiede lei.
«La terza sono i telefonini» risponde il sindaco.
«Qui non prende niente».

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today