SexDraft

The Sex Draft is the most serious thing to happen to sex since the internet. Join the draft today.

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via ^RickiSofer: nothing like lesbian porn to confirm you're not a lesbian. #knewit

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via @RickiSofer: "Have Sex Not Kids" new sticker ! #hoodcars

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Lets make it clear, it's okay to point, it's okay to laugh, but it's not okay to point and laugh. #Sex #SexDraft #July4th #LifeHappens

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The women's delegation states that if you talk to our breasts you won't be meeting them. #SexDraft

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Women's delegation voices that you never RSVP to a threesome, they just happen. #SexDraft #GoWithTheFlow

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Both the Men and the Women's delegation claim #transgenders #SexDraft

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Men's delegation has learned, if your girlfriend breaks a tooth seductively sucking a vibrator, don't laugh #TurnOffFirst #SexDraft

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Women's delegation states if you can’t think of anything sexy to say, don’t say anything at all. #SexDraft

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The delegation demands all back doors be cleaned prior to entry. #SexDraft #Flanders #diddly

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Sometimes men are hungry but they are always horny.

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Join the delegation. We need more great minds like yours https://t.co/2FfxszSuVE

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The Delegation states that if the time spent on woman's bosoms went into space program, we'd be running hot-dog stands on the moon #SexDraft

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@kimberleyrth @tiamae_ Virginity can be cured.

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The Delegation states that if you haven't had sex for six months you're a born again virgin. #SexDraft #BornAgainVirgin

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Yes the delegation would like to find more of you. #SexDraft https://t.co/btGzRGL4Mm

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The Sex Draft delegation will begin shortly. Sign up at http://t.co/FkOv838s5R to keep up to date w/ latest info #SexDraft #LetTheGamesBegin

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The delegation believes condoms should be warn at all times when sleeping with multiple partners. #SexDraft https://t.co/xPVoWmRTAu

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We thank @totalsratmove for citing @cerromerussell greatness. Sex may never be the same again. #4TheBetter #SexDraft https://t.co/hO4dqzvvyf

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

The #SexDraft Is Hands Down The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To Twitter: http://t.co/kpIhqNpLd5

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Always exercise before. #SafetyIsNoAccident https://t.co/ZekhCAq4HR

[Alexandra @alexandrajam]

Choked on my coffee reading #sexdraft tweets on my break 😂

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An eye for an eye. https://t.co/WnboNQDH2O

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

#SexDraft The Men's Delegation propose that when a bonnet is worn during sex no questions shall be asked about our socks staying on