ShortFatBaldDude

The name speaks for itself. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always ready for a good laugh.

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

I'm not the type to just drop into dm's. I think it's disrespectful and intrusive if I'm not invited. If you want to drop into mine, that's another story.

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

I turned 55 today, and I still didn't get any Birthday boobs in my inbox......rude! 😂😂😂

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@alexinwonland Good morning Alex!

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

*caught peeking in her bedroom window*

Oh, hi there! Don't mind me, I'm just checking out the view. It must be nipply in your room this morning.

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@ohnoletsgocrazy How long ago was that?

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@ohnoletsgocrazy 6 hors a night, thanks to my bipap machine. It seems I snored way too much before.

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@bitzydimbo That is really enjoying too!

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@MananaSunsets Thoughts, hugs and big prayers. I completely understand having the mentsl drive to do something (like yardwork) but physically can't. This too shall pass, you got this!

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@ohnoletsgocrazy Well, there goes that item off my bucket list. 😋

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@ohnoletsgocrazy Don't threaten me with a good time!

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

I try to remember to do 3 5things every day.
1. Wear pants/shorts
2. Be as positive as possible

Ok wait, what I was I talking about?

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@bitzydimbo This also implies the existence of whowolf and whenwolf.

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@ia_countrycutie We finally got a Casey's close enough to get that pizza!

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

Choose carefully. I’m quite crazy.

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@Crazy_ButCute2 There are so many degrees of crazy.

[ShortFatBaldDude @TheSFBD]

@FatBottomGirl1 Dusty has reached the "suck zone"!

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@bitzydimbo You bring the water, I'll bring the metamucil!

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@AdorableGirlRed Some men ruin it for the rest of us. Stories like this are why I don't drop into DM's or flirt much, that and I'm a one rung below a troll on the good looks scale.

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@ohnoletsgocrazy If you're in front, then you're winning!

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@alexinwonland Good morning! 👀