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#cookingandcussing

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

Not to be outdone by Gwyneth Paltrow, I've come out with my own "smells like my vagina" candle. It has notes of dust motes, dirt floor cellar, old glory holes, and Cheetos dust.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@tabularosa5 I've reached the age where elastic has become important. 🤣

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@tabularosa5 Thanks for still reading my ramblings! ❤️

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@tabularosa5 I'm trying to write things worthy of reading again. I'm not sure if I'm succeeding. Or maybe it was never worth reading? 🤔 🤣

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@tabularosa5 Things have been rough. Shit kind of went sideways. How are you?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It was a mistake to think the internet would render physical media superfluous. Websites disappear, studios delete movies, whole digital ecosystems can vanish in an instant. Buy print books, collect DVDs, there’s so much joy to be had in this tangible world.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

It was called “Funny Twitter” and people would makes jokes and other people would read them and laugh.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

This thread is the exact kind of mental fuckery that keeps me off this platform. This place has become a goddamn nightmare.

[Jessica Rojas 🇺🇸💪 @VoicesUnheard]

I finally spoke with my family member who holds a high-ranking position in the military.

It's not good.

Remember when they told me to get my affairs in order? It was back in April. They said, "We're preparing for war on the homeland."

I asked them if it was the CCP or Russia, and they said, "No, it will be a civil war pitted against we the people; that's what many of us at the top are being told."

I asked them what's going on with NC, and are the stories true that they're not rescuing people?

Their exact words:

"Yes, it's become political, and many of us want to take our choppers down to rescue people, but we have not been given the OK. We see civilians doing more than our own government, who, by the way, is trying to get in the way of them helping. This is not the military I signed up for. I am pissed off. I don't think I'll ever get the smell off of me. so many dead and when you see a child, you can't help but cry. I keep thinking what if that was J**** just laying there you know? Don't get me started on FEMA, what a joke. I'll try to text later, gotta run. You can share what I'm saying, but please leave out any details about my identity; I'll be court marshaled in a second."

I'm using they/their/them for a reason.

If they text more later, I'll add to it here. 😔

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@wit_haze 😊

[Being Foolish @Celadonblues]

Many posts (almost all) are now from paid accounts looking to bait interaction. That has made this place about the same quality & utility as cable television, complete dog shit. Oh well it was fun for the decade it lasted. See you guys at the next Temporary Autonomous Zone.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@seventhguest Everything is all about Christians dammit! 🤣

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

Isn't that Bacchus? 🤔 Fucking knicker twisting pearl clutchers. Christians on full freak about this, but gladly celebrate Xmas which is based on a Pagan holiday. Hypocrites.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@jvbt82hhs @thepaulasuzanne I bet that was phenomenal!

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@jvbt82hhs @thepaulasuzanne I wanted to go see Willie, but I didn't want to chance it. 😕

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@FatBottomGirl1 @thepaulasuzanne I had Jim Croce tickets in 1973 & Levon Helm tickets in 2012.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@thepaulasuzanne I had tickets to see Don Williams, but he got sick so concert was rescheduled. It was then canceled and he died shortly after. Got to see The Possum and he died a couple months after. I have stopped going to see old country singers. 😔

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

You don't need therapy, you just need a holiday in Scotland.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@tabularosa5 I would agree. If the average person is anything like me, I'm sick of all politicians. Lol

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

Amazon advertising the one titty out dress like it's no big deal. 🤣