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[lil almond juice @thesharmss]

“You can’t dance to HOMESHAKE”
Me:

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

R Kelly just arrived for Game 7

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

Deadnaming Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is Israeli behavior

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Israelis whenever there is a chance at world peace

[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

BREAKING: Kings GM Scott Perry has gone to sleep and does not plan on waking up until after the trade deadline, a source tells ESPN. Perry remains active in his dreams, describing them as “ongoing and vivid.” The situation remains fluid league sources tell ESPN.

[Turn @CousinTurn]

this might actually be the most insane PR loss of all time. people hate Deni enough already, getting a personal stamp from Bibi himself might be the death kneel.

i’m not sure Osama Bin Laden giving Rony Seikaly a shoutout in 01 would do this much damage

[Zack Pearson @Zack_Pearson]

there's really no reasonable explantion for what he's doing lol

[Spain 🇨🇦 @spainpnr]

Have some shame

[lil almond juice @thesharmss]

@LockNy2 @Hurtsknowsball @TheWestbrookEra What does that have anything to do with skill ? Who cares about popularity what about ball knowledge?

[AG @AGCypher]

@SacramentoKings @RedHawkCasino Damn The Kings Are More Fucked Up Than I Thought...

[DEI 4 White Guys @DEI4WhiteGuys]

When I get home tonight, I’m going to look at my beautiful English-speaking Christian wife and children as they greet me at the door, wrap my arms around them, and say “Allahu Akbar”

[lil almond juice @thesharmss]

@Hurtsknowsball @TheWestbrookEra Jokic is a 3-time (debatably 4 time) MVP award winner wtfym?!

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

U.S. Homeland Security was caught operating from Israel and is openly joking about it

America is an occupied country.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

This looks like a Disney Channel movie where a genie turns three children into NBA players

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

This is a brain that can’t be buried

[🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

Lebron going to federal prison

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Austin Reaves pushes off, flops, and gets free throws for it.

That Lakers whistle is CRAZY 😭

[lil almond juice @thesharmss]

Man idc I actually cooked with this one.

[lil almond juice @thesharmss]

“You can’t dance to HOMESHAKE”
Me: