Carl Spackler

my greens are better than yours

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Drove by a lady with my window down and she told me to slow down, told her to post about it in friends of medway

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

This is what my twitter feels like rn

News: breaking car accident on the highway

Everyone else: so I have experience on the highway and based on what I’m seeing here Joe Biden is an alien and the world will end before sundown, trees are also fake

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@ReturnOfKappy Lol what’s going on it’s just one guy in a suit on stage

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Is there a more undisputed goat than Caitlin Clark? I don’t think so

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@CollinRugg Her window was down the first time she went over it with the hose and the worker didn’t realize, the drink throw was retaliation, can see it way better in the other angle dummy

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Everyone’s talking about pat mahomes catching Brady but he hasn’t won shit with everyone in the US outside of Kansas hating him

Not the same

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Never trusting diet pics again with AI out there

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Preworkout in the warmup set or before the workout starts?

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Patriots fans, would take this option? Sacrifice mac jones today for Tom Brady to have another son that’s better than he is be drafted by the pats in 21 years. QBs in the middle of jones death and Brady’s son coming are undetermined

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@KremlinRussia_E Putin doesn’t have a 6 pack

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@KremlinRussia_E mission impossible 3 made you look good

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@MedwayAthletics please further cover mens lacrosse.

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@KremlinRussia_E stop censoring loyal knights

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@KremlinRussia_E spreads misinformation harder than tucker Carlson

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@KremlinRussia_E what up fuck face, Russia sucks

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Girls lax gotta be careful, people are figuring out how to win the draw to themselves so it’s only about 5 years till the NCAA fucks it up

[Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show @ultCLEsports]

Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but @Gbush91 wants to talk about.

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

A girl in my class actually just said, “sometimes you just need an emotional support 35 mm camera” I didn’t think I would ever hear that sentence

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

@MedwayAthletics You can’t still have my boy rocking white helmets, we have the money give the kids helmets

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

What’s with old dudes and quarter reps at the gym

[Carl Spackler @theshavedbrows]

Currently watching a man roll a slice of pizza from the tip to crust and eat it like a cannoli