The Simp House Podcast

Living Life Unhinged 🖤 episode 22 out now.

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Rule #1 of The Simp House: if you’re sitting there wondering if they like you... they don’t.

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@johnsummit Bring him out for edc 🙏

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@johnsummit God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 🙏

[Hellmo🔜EDCLV @RavingHellmo]

…. Kissing your bestie is cheating?insecurity much?

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shower him in compliments and see what happens

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get you a guy who brings you homemade chicken noodle soup when you’re sick

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“I love you so much that it hurts”

Nah fam 🚩🚩

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i'd be outside my house with a boombox in the rain.

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

oh you love me? tattoo my name on your balls then

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you shouldn’t trust your bf cuz he’s literally in my dm’s

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The only way to ask me out

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Out of all the dudes I’ve even dated who would be my top 3 options to marry if I had to choose?

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I LOVE PRETTY EYES

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

Dudes be like “ok , you wanna know the truth” and lie even harder 😭😭😭😭

[Chino @ThatAsianDood_]

Raving is so funny. How can I explain to someone as an adult I get excited receiving beaded bracelets, rubber ducks, and finger puppets? 😂

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@johnsummit @karson_jensen Where are you Johnny boy

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SIMP HOUSE FANTASY LEAGUE ACTIVATED AGAIN. Last place guest stars on the pod. Let’s gooo🏈

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Toxic tip for the men out there….

Tell her you don’t usually kiss girls, but you like kissing her cuz she’s special

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You are such a little bitch boy

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ok I’m ready for the next brunette boy with pretty eyes to ruin my life

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a guy just texted me:

“So scathing and ruthless with your treatment of me for misbehaving lol”

Yeah actually 🤷‍♀️😇