Alston Gomes

here for a good time not a long time

[Alston Gomes @TheSipTest]

Paid for extra legroom. Got the opposite :,)
@emirates @EmiratesSupport

[whalefact @awhalefact]

my entire life has led me to this moment

[Alston Gomes @TheSipTest]

@zomatocare @zomato delivery partner reaches the restaurant. Waits there for 30 mins, maybe more, is also unreachable at this point. New delivery partner gets assigned after the order is delayed and is also 15 mins away. He is also not moving at this point. 2 hrs for a cold meal?

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇����’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Everyone had a playlist named “Vibes” once don’t lie

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

once u turn 25 years n above there is no need to set an alarm

ur problems will wake u up by force

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

you ever look at your friend’s chips and think “i’m gonna eat those without asking”

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

quesadillas are always just there for you you know

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

are u ok? u have hardly touched the buttons on your soda lid

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

ordering for yourself
▶️⏺──────── 00:06

ordering for three people
▶️⏺ ──────── 1:18:39

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

This lives in our head rent free

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

*removes lid*
The guac: 👁👄👁

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

My parents at 29: Let’s have a second baby

Me at 29: Did you know that mixing sour cream and hot salsa makes dragon sauce

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ sʜʏ ᴘᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

only simp for people who know your chipotle order, period

[Brad_onema @Bradonema]

Clean as you cook, please. You’re an adult.