maritza

Diamond in the rough. Imperial Vixen. Omnivert. I tweet to remember. I have no filter, enjoy. 🙃

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A: ya duérmete amor…you have work in the morning.

Me: I know. I’m waiting til midnight.

A: for what?

Me: to text him happy birthday…

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My husband who is a San Diego native just now realized we measure distance in time. 🤣

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First day at my new job after being out of work for a few years. 😮‍💨

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Letting me call you just to vent and cry >>>

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I know I’m like 12 years late but I just finished Breaking Bad. 10/10

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I just be vibing with libras. I can’t explain it. Met 9281510 of them tonight

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The not denying it tho 🤭🥹

[maritza @thesithprincess]

A: You know what you need? Magnesium

Me: a banana?

A: no that’s potassium.

Me: 😵‍💫

[maritza @thesithprincess]

Made my man download a dating app to find him a gf ☺️🤫 #polylife

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Fuck my life dude. All that work for nothing.

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😭 that was for pity

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Dude. It just fucking hit me. I’m so grossed out. I feel so violated. I hate this for me.

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Snug as a bug in a rug.

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Lucian’s dad got his own place. One for him & our kid and I’m so proud of him. He’s an ass but deserves good things too.

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Japan is calling my name.

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Registered for my 1st 5k. I have 14 weeks to train. After having surgery, this was the kickstart I needed.

[maritza @thesithprincess]

You can tell me I’m beautiful all day, everyday. You can even write it in the sky but, if I don’t feel it, it means nothing.

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Jesus fucking Christ. Killllll meeeeee plsssss

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I can’t stand Skyler in Breaking Bad. I’m on season 5 and it hasn’t gotten any better.