Alex H

Based on a true story. They/them.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@FirstBSA Thank you for looking into this for me.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@FirstBSA Do you know if 374/375/376 are running on Friday? They're not showing when I use the journey planner but I can't see anything saying they won't be running.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

Hey guys, haven't been on here since my last tweet two years ago. How's Twitter going these days?

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

Breaking my Twitter silence to shout into the void the Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@lukewestaway Hopefully I'm not too late on this, but Dormammu is the person you're mistaking for Galactus in Doctor Strange. (Also how could you mix up Galactus and Thanos, for shame.)

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

Remember when Trump was first President, and he insisted the electoral college map was hung in every hotel room he was in? Do the same again. Please.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

It's been a while, I should check Twitter again.

*five minutes later*

I should never check Twitter again.

[• Emily • @eeyoreo_]

Me doing anything on my island. #acnh #animalcrossing

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

Man, it'd be nice if Boris Johnson was the kind of Prime Minister he is in his head.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

Just saw a bug, and my first thought was to catch it for the bug-off. I... may have played too much Animal Crossing today.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

Well gosh, gl*nner being banned (have to censor it or I won't be able to see my own tweet) is just the best damn news in a while.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@bigfinish The Curse of Fatal Death, and not really getting it.

[bo @bosxe]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

'I've lived through the crisis, the shortage of ventilators, the no masks available, the no body protection available,' says someone who wasn't affected by any of that but has decided that they're an expert. Scummery of the highest order.

[Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @JeremyVineOn5]

"Who's dead? I'm not. I'm still alive. So's everybody else I know."

Lord Alan Sugar tells us why he thinks it's safe for the UK to follow the US's lead in coming out of lockdown.

@Lord_Sugar | @TheJeremyVine | #JeremyVine

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@HokusBloke @DaveDexterMusic I had to listen to the song as it got in my head. Absolute banger.

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@HokusBloke Who do?

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@HokusBloke What power?

[Alex H @TheSkoot]

@HokusBloke What babe?