b. smith

she/her. probably a goblin, definitely bad at Twitter.

[b. smith @thesmithsmithly]

So, @Delta do you have folks to talk to or is it a ruse?!? Your website instructs me to call, I call, I’ve been waiting since 7am for a call back or a text. Plus the 5hr last night.

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5 hours @Delta

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On hold for 3hr 15m @Delta am I going to get a recording saying customer service office is closed next?!? #comeon #airline #DeltaAirlines

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qq for you @AudiOfficial my friend wants a circle tattoo would u sponsor if it was your logo?

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Isn't the best when someone replies 4 separate times to an email chain, changing the subject line of the email for each unprompted response?

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I think I'm going to be back on twitter, but full disclosure it will only be to subtweet my condo board.

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@dirtystylus

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@dirtystylus Miss our giph spirals friend!

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Me, naming content modules

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no one:
me: you're welcome

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There is a special place in hell for ppl who see u have 1 30m block free on a Monday and put their stupid meeting in it. #tuesdaywaswideopen

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@dirtystylus You’re one of my favorite experts

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being a client like... #beentheredonethat #andbetterthanyouprobably

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I spent way too long trying to imagine figuring out how to put on the Air Force 1 rebel.

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I just found out @DrGameshow is cancelled?!! My day is ruined. I reject this!! #bringbackdrgameshow #nahsmyOz #awful

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@hellastoops That turtle looks pretty hurdled

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I REALLY can't be the only one who is always compelled to spelled hurdles "hurtles". #amItheonlyone #hurtles

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finally found something worthy of the label fake news.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Millennial women are 'worried,' 'ashamed' of out-earning boyfriends and husbands https://t.co/iqWNHOrGrC

[b. smith @thesmithsmithly]

“Just go an tweet how you became old. Just do it. You’re an old person.” - my husband, Steve.