SnarkMachine

Because you're dumb

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@ericweinstein @Gooshy58 Is he free to though? Or should he have gotten your advice on proper comportment first?

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@largacty3

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@drakefjustin @paulg Sorry that happened to you or whatever.

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@Austen

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@Melodius_Thunk @simonsarris @kryndolyn True for you, still Bad advice.

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@feelsdesperate Yeah but who cares?

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Elon’s baby mama

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NEW: AOC says her ambition is “way bigger” than the presidency or a Senate seat.

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@Clara_Gold But do the Whole Foods have great bread? As good as Europe? From Acme Baking? 🤪

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@BullandBaird Is the button red or blue?

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@TheSpeculator0 If you were a “rich” tourist you wouldn’t give a fuck about 7 bucks?

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@DavidAstinWalsh You are literally a failed human being.

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@EricLDaugh

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@NYCMayor Now publicly call out Trump’s pied-à-terre, you coward 😂

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@D12ATX @braxton_mccoy @DaleStarkA10 Yes that’s what did it

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@ghostofsight @Polymarket Ok hear me out…

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@rob_rubsam You seem fun.

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@shiraeis Or maybe you’re just bad at communicating.

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Stop using @OnlyFans. You fucking chumps.

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@bryan_johnson What a dumb thing to do.

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@aussieflya ACTUALLY it’s how much you accept Jesus into your life.