Alan Hart

I live in a van down by the river.

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@nitschke_anna @JonFraserTF I have no problem if people want a natural lawn full of pollinators and other useful plants. But many of these uncut lawns are not that - they're just a mess of long grass and noxiousweeds. A natural lawn takes work and planning to ensure you have the right plants.

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@CoveredGeekly "Do you know how much I get paid for making movies?" I've seen his movies. The answer is "too much".

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@IngrahamAngle It's pretty hard to stop photosynthesis.

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@jamiedupree Benjamin Moore just announced a new color: Reflection Pool green.

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@Garnet_2203 "No money for education"? Education is the second highest expediture (after healthcare) in the Ontario budget.

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@EricMacramalla If Marner had agreed to the trade to Carolina for Rantanen he would be a Stanley Cup champion today.

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@thomasjuneau Yup. How many Iranians died because they thought Trump was going to help them?

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@RatedR4Robynne No one is forcing you to drink.

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@FoodProfessor I too just got back from the US and they're genuinely confused why we're choosing not to holiday there and are boycotting US products.

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@esjesjesj The only person Joe Rogan should be considered to replace is this guy:

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@brianlilley You know you've lost the argument when all you have are ad hominem attacks.

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@valdombre It's hard to get someone to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.

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@ProjectLincoln What are you talking about - I used to only be able to put $50 worth of gas in my car. Now it takes $100. Winning!

[Alan Hart @thesoftwareguy2]

@JamesSurowiecki Free speech ensures the right to tell a joke, even if you don't get it.

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@DrNeilStone I believe in vaccinations but this graphic isn't a fair comparison. For most of 2020 the world was is a lockdown, so I would think the rates of infection for most diseases were very low that year. The almost 2,000 cases this year, however, is inexcusable.

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@acoyne And 13 US soldiers - young men and women - are dead.

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@BillKristol Hard to beleive he didn't win the Nobel Peace prize.

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@FoodProfessor How do you stop wealthy people from shopping at these stores?