Skot Hanna

Originated in South East Asia. Possible descendant of Ghengis Khan. Corrective Lenses.

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@LauraLoomer can I ask you a favor? Before you post anything else, pause, take a deep inhale and hold your breath forever

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@LauraLoomer you are an evil woman, and you make the world a worse place, with every breath you take. I hope you are barren and not allowed to adopt ever. In hopes that your vile and hateful ideology will die with you. Fingers crossed you OD on Ozempic

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@ding_sauce what genre is this book? It contains: transmutation of liquids, demons, healing superpowers, the first recorded act of Parseltongue, hydrokinesis(H2O Bending) and talking to spirits?

And we are forced to defend the existence of the FSM #BiasAgainstPastafarianism

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@wingstop do you consider yourself a fast food, fast casual or sit down restaurant? I just waited 21 minutes for a chicken sandwich at your Blaine, MN location, please lmk so I can fairly assess my experience

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. #FantasyFootball #takingL's

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

Call a jack a jack, call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough already n' it never hurts to be polite

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@52_Ross_Wargula lol thanks Wargs

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

To all my hunters out there! The DNR is forecasting extremely high cougar activity in the Twin Cities for opening weekend. If you see a group of cougars that all have the same discolored ring on their left paws, please remain calm. Unless they have had fireball, most are harmless

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

Moved past my anger…

But now I wonder what I could have done. Could we have bribed Disney to include Music and Mushu?

Will the next movie be better?

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

I’m still pissed the live action Mulan didn’t have singing

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

Our Nation is facing a crisis! I am asking all my friends who are of voting age to ask themselves one question before they cast a ballot. Who will make changes to the ridiculous schedule the NFL has assigned the Baltimore Ravens. 3 games in 10 days?!?!

#RavensNation #FlockWithMe

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

We coming!!!!

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

We’ve agreed in principle on a 5-year contract extension with QB @Lj_era8‼️

😈😈😈😈

[5 GOATs @5GOATs_]

HOLY DK Metcalf 😱

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@52_Ross_Wargula Need this right now, still hurting from Sunday

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@MrMikeLow @capriottis Smh they don’t have them out this way

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

All still true

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

I’m alive. Chipotle is still around. Ravens can make the playoffs and my blood pressure is under 165. Small wins. Except Chipotle being around, that’s a big W.

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@52_Ross_Wargula Yeah that one hurts… Tucker still gave me hope too.

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

RIP Kevin Conroy. Batman will never sound the same again

[james newton @PapaNewts_26]

👀😂

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

@MrMikeLow @Kwips3 Shit… we’ll take him in Baltimore. If he can block

[Skot Hanna @thesoysauce]

Fuck the DJ at the Fedexforum for playing whoop that trick #norespect