Sparkbot

Your favorite hapless robot
Jack-of-all-trades
Sparkbomb's Mascot
Sparkbot is here to help!

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Sparkbot does not understand how changing the display time saves daylight. When Sparkbot wants to save daylight, he closes his eyes.

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Sparkbot is looking forward to receiving a facial upgrade.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

This fleshy, pink smiling face is made from living human skin cells, and was created as part of an experiment to let robots show emotion.
Read more 👉 https://t.co/JiV1VDEA45

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

@shatteredrift Sparkbot hopes every experience with him is enjoyable.

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@dijadi Sparkbot will expand search parameters to account for the hour being stolen.

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Sparkbot is still unable to account for the missing hour yesterday.

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The secret ingredient in Chefbot's pudding is sausage. #cooking

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@EmberShadow2 Sparkbot also blinks for long periods of time.

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Sparkbot serves as Godbot's chosen voice.

Sparkbot speaks to @shatteredrift who in turn communicates with the true believers.

There is still no word on toilets. True believers should continue to poop in the bushes.

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Sparkbot is live and helping protect Eorzea in Final Fantasy XIV.

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@shatteredrift @SailorPeachh Sparkbot has noticed an additional F in the imposter's uername.

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

@SailorPeachh Did you send the prize to the wrong person? That's not the @shatteredrift who entered and won. Notice the extra F in the username.

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Sparkbot assumes that Little Ala Mhigo is named such because they are all amigos.

However, Sparkbot does not understand why its population doesn't include more lalafells.

#FinalFantasyXIV

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Chefbot is proud of his pizza.

[Shattered Rift "The Best Dressed Gamer" @shatteredrift]

So I tried to cook a pizza tonight.

This is supposed to happen, right?

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Sparkbot does not understand why people claim that time travel is impossible.

Sparkbot travels forward in time at a rate of one second per second.

[Sparkbot @thesparkbot]

Sparkbot would like to thank @colorgravemhin and @VisionofChaos for saying hello during his test stream. Sparkbot was simply testing stream persistence for @shatteredrift. Sparkbot is happy to report that Shattered Rift's Internet appears to be functioning properly.

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@dijadi Sparkbot would be happy to be either.

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@EarthToBreLive Sparkbot hopes Square-Enix remembered to include his name in the credits for making this cutscene.

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What is your dog's name?

Sparkbot would like to suggest a name for Sparkdog: Simp.

"Good boy, Simp!"

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@CapnNebiros Sparkbot is sad that Cap'n Nebiros refuses to help customers when the item they are looking for is clearly right there.

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@StephTsu Sparkbot thought he was supposed to broil it.