TheSpockette

Blogging across the galaxy, disseminating Star Trek'ducation everywhere I go.

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RT @GrandNagusQuark: Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition #236: You can't buy fate.

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The Spockette will be taking a journey on the radio waves tonight on 92.9 KICK-FM in Wpg, talking about Star Trek. Tune in!

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Tired of politics as usual? Indulge your inner Trekker at the Central Canadian Comic Convention! Look for me! http://bit.ly/cVNvOr

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Look for The Spockette @ Central Canadian Comic Con! Find me & you could be in an interview about Star Trek! http://www.cccomiccon.com/

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RADIO ALERT! I'm going to be on the 92.9 KICK-FM, talking about my blog on Guerilla Ontology @ 6:00! Listen LIVE @ http://www.kick.fm/

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New episode! Guest starring fellow blogger, Amanada Hope! The aired "pilot", Where No Man Has Gone Before! (PART 1) http://bit.ly/bSxlPD

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Oh the turmoils of endless, super powered puberty. The Spockette's review of Ep 02: Charlie X! http://bit.ly/csGxx2

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Salty, salty love. NEW VLOG! The Spockette's review of Ep01 The Man Trap! http://bit.ly/9mmsoz

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Can't read my iTunes gift card. The code is YHJKLIHATESTEVEJOBS43785. #jokejournal

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I believe the Twitterbot harpooned my beloved Fail Whale. Me thinks that the Fail Whale would taste like bitter defeat. #jokejournal

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I think the Big Lebowski just tipped over a vending machine so I could get a bag of stuck Doritos #jokejournal

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I would marry The Biebs based on every song talking about how he will buy you. On a date we'd go to the Playland in McDonald's #jokejournal

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Shower broke so I had to wash up in the tub with a jug. Would have been less hillbilly if my whole family hadn't been in there #jokejournal

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I've never been so excited to see a commercial in my life. Weeble Wobbles are back. Going to do a lot more sitting on the floor #jokejournal

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@MissJenh Triscuits are worse than eating hay. A big mouth full of hay.

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TO THE FINAL FRONTIER OF BLOGGING! FIRST INTRO POST: http://vimeo.com/14797467

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It turns out if you give me an iPad, I will just put the box on my head & say I am on the Internet #jokejournal

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Shore leave took longer than expected... the ship left without me. It took them three days to realize and turn around. FML

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After a looong delay I am physically fighting to get my editing software to reduce the size of my premiere vid. T-MINUS 1 DAY TO LAUNCH.

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If you say "When I was in New York, I didn't throw up at all!" it's a statement about both your consumption rates & NY itself #jokejournal