Hazel Cruikshanks

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

I have managed to drink a whole bottle of wine. I conclude there is nothing good here. #BeKind

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

@daraobriain 🤣 top notch memories of homeschool printer conversations! The best of which ended up with a strangled scream of who the 🤬 put a coaster in with the paper. And a lingering thought of being way too old middle class - do people still use coasters??

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

A truly staggering statistic from @Oxfam:

The wealth of ten of the world’s richest men has increased by more than £400bn during the pandemic – more than enough to vaccinate every person in the world.

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

So lockdown 1 was all about cake videos - how to cake it set a high bar. Lockdown 2 didn’t really have one as the kids were at school. Lockdown 3 is all about van conversions and tiny living. Where do I go next?!?

[Ian Douglas @IanDouglas]

This is Sarah Gilbert who oversaw the actual work, rather than just dressing up in protective gear and looking at a phial for an announcement

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Even in a sea of shit there are glimmers - discovered one of my children has found my childhood teddy and tucked it into my bed for me! #sometimestheyarecute #itsthelittlethings #sleepingwithmyteddy

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Just scraped in, to be fair at times it felt like kids in isolation, school changing their hours and just life was going to get in the way but yay I have achieved something in 2020. Now to get on with the cleaning 🤣 https://t.co/fExuHV2Lbm

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Did I drink a bottle of wine and wake up in a different decade?!? Covid Christmas: 'Avoid board games and sleepovers' https://t.co/5nYcyvap08 They highlight the particular importance of involving women in the decision-making.

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

I have earned the after photo, 1 week of home schooling done ✅

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Beautifully foggy Bristol, the sun was out there if you got high enough!

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Honestly cheered me right up when stuck on hold waiting for IT support! Shouldn’t laugh at someone stuck out an airplane window but @JimMFelton description of the chain of events had me in stitches!

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Admission of the day, I have never played battleships! This has left my family shocked!

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Charming! All the way to the park a chorus of ‘mummy has a big bum big bum’ #thejoyofchildren

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

“I have to make all sorts of judgements every day in my job at number 10” a lot of us our questioning your judgements right now - just saying!

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Totally love my husband! Horrible stained wipeable children friendly table cloth is gone and the candles are out! #lockdowndatenight

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

Boys were so excited by ocean currents on Let’s go live we had to show daddy! Thanks @maddiemoate and @gregfoot keep up the curiosity

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

@liznewton11 I know I have had a lot to drink - took me three attempts to make sense of you sentence! Not a light weight at all 😏

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

It’s wine o’clock everybody

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

@liznewton11 3 glasses in - get me! Can’t walk in a straight line but I am rocking this lockdown malarkey!

[Hazel Cruikshanks @thespoonhead]

@SlugHarbourside thank you for letting us sit upstairs so we could eat dinner with our kids in slightly quieter surroundings - small things can make a big difference #deafaware